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RE: what's for dinner? - Maggot - 04-15-2015

Ever have chicken dipped in eggs and then Capt. Crunch then baked or fried?


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 04-15-2015

(04-15-2015, 04:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: Ever have chicken dipped in eggs and then Capt. Crunch then baked or fried?


I read that twice before I realized it wasn't a joke.



RE: what's for dinner? - Jimbone - 04-15-2015

(04-15-2015, 04:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: Ever have chicken dipped in eggs and then Capt. Crunch then baked or fried?

I've had it! It's pretty good!


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 04-26-2015



Fresh asparagus. Nom Nom Nom...and other stuff.



RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 04-26-2015

Just realized I forgot the damn asparagus. I'm making fondue and I like dipping it in the cheese.


RE: what's for dinner? - Blindgreed1 - 04-29-2015

(04-26-2015, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Fresh asparagus. Nom Nom Nom...and other stuff.
I always eat a lot of asparagus before I go in for my yearly whiz quiz. Since I have long hair everybody makes a big deal out of me going in for it because since I look a certain way I MUST be a stoner. I've also been known to eat a pack of Oreos on my way to a dental exam. hah


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 04-29-2015

(04-29-2015, 01:02 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I've also been known to eat a pack of Oreos on my way to a dental exam. hah

If you really want to freak them out, do what Clang does and eat your boogers on the way there.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 04-29-2015

(04-29-2015, 01:19 PM)sally Wrote:
(04-29-2015, 01:02 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I've also been known to eat a pack of Oreos on my way to a dental exam. hah

If you really want to freak them out, do what Clang does and eat your boogers on the way there.

I haven't even been to a dentist in about 15-20 years. The booger eating is accurate though(I hear they're a good source of protein and high in vitamins). I suspect though its a nervous/anxiety stress relief mental thing, like my nail biting/eating and not an attempt to gross people outby being intentionally disgusting.


RE: what's for dinner? - Jimbone - 04-29-2015

(04-29-2015, 01:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I haven't even been to a dentist in about 15-20 years. The booger eating is accurate though(I hear they're a good source of protein and high in vitamins).




RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 04-29-2015

Pfft. I don't have yuck mouth. I brush and floss my teeth regularly.


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 04-29-2015



Sonofabitch! You disgusting booger eating bitches. Fucking hell.



RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 04-29-2015

(04-29-2015, 02:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Sonofabitch! You disgusting booger eating bitches. Fucking hell.

They're actually quite tasty. Like eating a salty, rubbery, chewy peanut.


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 04-29-2015



I'm going to knock you da hell out.



RE: what's for dinner? - Blindgreed1 - 04-29-2015

(04-29-2015, 02:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-29-2015, 02:16 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Sonofabitch! You disgusting booger eating bitches. Fucking hell.

They're actually quite tasty. Like eating a salty, rubbery, chewy peanut.
Jesus fucking christ! hah


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 04-29-2015

(04-29-2015, 01:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I haven't even been to a dentist in about 15-20 years. The booger eating is accurate though(I hear they're a good source of protein and high in vitamins). I suspect though its a nervous/anxiety stress relief mental thing, like my nail biting/eating and not an attempt to gross people outby being intentionally disgusting.

A neat little trick to kill two birds with one stone is to use your finger/toenails like tooth picks and stick the booger on the end of it. Then you'll have yourself little hors d'oeuvres.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 04-29-2015

(04-29-2015, 03:31 PM)sally Wrote:
(04-29-2015, 01:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I haven't even been to a dentist in about 15-20 years. The booger eating is accurate though(I hear they're a good source of protein and high in vitamins). I suspect though its a nervous/anxiety stress relief mental thing, like my nail biting/eating and not an attempt to gross people outby being intentionally disgusting.

A neat little trick to kill two birds with one stone is to use your finger/toenails like tooth picks and stick the booger on the end of it. Then you'll have yourself little hors d'oeuvres.

Thanks, sally. You always have the greatest ideas.


RE: what's for dinner? - blueberryhill - 04-29-2015

There ought to be a law to ban these poopholes who post barf inducing stuff on our dinner thread....Thanks shitheads, I am never going to eat again....Go post on the gross and revolting crap under kid stuff....


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 04-30-2015

(04-29-2015, 09:41 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: There ought to be a law to ban these poopholes who post barf inducing stuff on our dinner thread....Thanks shitheads, I am never going to eat again....Go post on the gross and revolting crap under kid stuff....

Sorry, BH.

*hangs his head in shame and slinks his embarrassed sorry self away*


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 04-30-2015

Don't apologize to that old grumpy bitch, Clang.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 04-30-2015

(04-30-2015, 12:19 PM)sally Wrote: Don't apologize to that old grumpy bitch, Clang.

I'm not apologizing to you.hah

Blueberry Hill is a sweet lady and reminds me a bit of my mom and my grandmas.

Respect your elders.