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08-08-2011, 07:58 PM
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny said to his wife, perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt. His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. What the fuck is this? he said, as a little dust appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? She replied, It's not talcum powder. IT'S MIRACLE GROW MOTHER FUCKER! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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08-08-2011, 09:00 PM
Miracle grow is blue.
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08-08-2011, 10:22 PM
I didn't make up the joke....I just thought it was funny.

Besides I don't play with miracle grow.
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08-09-2011, 12:01 PM


Blue balls!
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08-09-2011, 08:15 PM
113 I believe so.
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08-09-2011, 08:53 PM
(08-08-2011, 07:58 PM)JsMom Wrote: One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny said to his wife, perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt. His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. What the fuck is this? he said, as a little dust appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? She replied, It's not talcum powder. IT'S MIRACLE GROW MOTHER FUCKER! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

I guess he shouldda mocked her. Awink

Or shouldn't have... ...now I'm confused.
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08-09-2011, 08:58 PM
You gotta watch out its like 3 women for every man in this place, they gang right the fuck up on ya if you say the wrong thing. hah
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08-10-2011, 05:03 AM
(08-09-2011, 08:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: its like 3 women for every man in this place


All men wish they could be so lucky.

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08-10-2011, 05:05 AM
The warning was a joke maggot. :(
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08-10-2011, 06:26 AM
(08-10-2011, 05:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-09-2011, 08:58 PM)Maggot Wrote: its like 3 women for every man in this place


All men wish they could be so lucky.

Lucky??? hah
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08-10-2011, 06:31 AM


Uh huh, lucky. Pick three female Mockers to spend time with & you'll be believing in heaven on earth. Smiley_emoticons_fies
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08-10-2011, 06:35 AM
Or hell in a bucket. Smiley_emoticons_razz
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08-10-2011, 06:42 AM


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08-10-2011, 07:36 AM
Does that mean Maggot now has me on ignore Duch?
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08-10-2011, 07:37 AM


hah No. He's teasing you, Aussie.
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08-10-2011, 08:12 AM
Sorry has some stuff happen with the Bossy Posse at you know where today! (it's bad that you totally know what I am talking about). so I am bit sensitive. They hate me. So I just assume everyone else does too.
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08-10-2011, 05:25 PM
(08-10-2011, 08:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Sorry has some stuff happen with the Bossy Posse at you know where today! (it's bad that you totally know what I am talking about). so I am bit sensitive. They hate me. So I just assume everyone else does too.

America loves you, aussie. Really, we do.

Why did Olivia Newton John's daughter grow up to be so weird? That's about the only thing that shocks me about your country.

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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-10-2011, 05:30 PM


She had an eating disorder & was a very cute blonde. I don't know how I know this but the minute I read who she was I flashed on those two facts.
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08-10-2011, 06:29 PM
(08-10-2011, 05:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why did Olivia Newton John's daughter grow up to be so weird? That's about the only thing that shocks me about your country.

Cracker this one is easy, you are a mum you know. She is a spoilt brat.

Do you think mine could pull that shit in my house. Anorexia? In your dreams, eat or die now.

As for all the showy behaviour, there is only room for one popstar in this family and it aint you!
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