death by wildlife

[Cracker]

I love 'splainin myself to you haters...

She only makes me a sandwich so I don't go blow money eating out. Very frugal.

I don't have any guns. Neither of us are big believers in having them in the home, especially with little ones present.

She actually might despise me. I'm not very romantic. I could use some pointers there from you bee-otches.

I'm not a hater, just a noticer. Maybe a projector of things, not sure. Everyone you meet is your mirror, right?

You should ask if she despises you. Just so you can store the information somewhere. It will also help you make better decisions as far as beneficiaries, etc. Which reminds me, the first ex is on the drugs again and the older ones are old enough to get my money. Thanks for the reminder. I will take care of that virtually as soon as I finish this post. I feel badly the little one will be at the mercy of the bigger ones if I die, but survival of the fittest and all. They will be nice when they realize the little one gets a bigger chunk. hahaha

I'm frugal with some things and charitable with others. I take my lunch with me most of the time because I take healthy foods and fruit. Eating out makes you fat and poorer. I will gladly pay for someone else to eat, though, if they don't have anything.

Romance: Making lunch for yourself and your wife every now and then so she knows you notice and give a shit. It doesn't have to be diamonds, fellas, a nice gesture works, too.

[BlueTiki]

Romance: Making lunch for yourself and your wife every now and then so she knows you notice and give a shit. It doesn't have to be diamonds, fellas, a nice gesture works, too.

Doing the dishes (without being asked) on the nights those Idol-type shows are on, too. Let her think her vote counts.

Or drawing a bath, while the kids are being tucked-in . . . if she's over her post-partum depression.

If not, run a shower for her.

[Cracker]

Or drawing a bath, while the kids are being tucked-in . . . if she's over her post-partum depression.

If not, run a shower for her.

No shit.

[Cracker]

Scraggy biker men, huh? Oh my my. Hahahaha! If you only knew.

IDK, I've always had a thing for this dirty guy:

They aren't all bad. Just the poor ones. haha

[Midwest Spy]

Cracker and Tiki... thanks for the tips. From this point forward I'm going to be more proactive in the romance department.

This sounds too soupy though, so, enough of this chatty, feel good shit!

[Duchess]

Every stay at home wife & mother who have read this are pissed at me. Hahaha!

None of what I said applies to Sally & User. They are not average & they are not a hausfrau. They are exempt from the cliche'.

[Cynical Ninja]

Every stay at home wife & mother who have read this are pissed at me. Hahaha!

None of what I said applies to Sally & User. They are not average & they are not a hausfrau. They are exempt from the cliche'.[/i][/size]

User is far from average, she is one hot tamale.

Sally on the other hand is an oxygen thief.

[Duchess]

User is far from average, she is one hot tamale.

So is Sally. They are both beautiful women who are above average in every way that matters.

[Maggot]

I suppose this fits here.


Meanwhile, in Washington..........................

LYNDEN, Wash. (AP) — A Washington state fire chief says a man dumped gasoline on a beehive in a tree in retaliation for a bee sting, then ignited the hive, causing an explosion heard throughout his suburban neighborhood just a few miles south of the Canadian border.

Lynden chief Gary Baar tells the Bellingham Herald that the Sunday night fire caused a large "whoosh," singed the tree and killed the bees but no people were hurt.

Baar says the man's friend had been stung earlier in the day.

The fire chief says, "The correct way to do that is to call a beekeeper."

Firefighters explained that to the homeowner, and the newspaper says it doesn't appear that that the man will be cited.

[Cynical Ninja]

So is Sally.

No, no she isn't.

Every photo I have seen of her she looks like a really miserable cunt.

User is hawt like you.

[IMaDick]

I was wondering if anyone would like to share my new icon?

It could prove useful when used at the right time in the right context and of course to the right person or persons as the case may be.

[Lady Cop]

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) - The search continues for a grizzly bear that officials say killed a Michigan man in Yellowstone National Park.

The body of John Wallace, 59, of Chassell was discovered Friday along a trail near an area of the park known for its high population of bears, the Associated Press reports. An autopsy concluded he died from injuries in a bear attack.

Wallace worked for about 20 years at the Portage Lake District Library in Houghton, a city in the western Upper Peninsula. He was married and had no children, Shawn Leche, the library director, told the Associated Press. Leche described Wallace as a quiet, easygoing man and conscientious worker who loved books, opera and the outdoors. He had asked for vacation time to camp and hike at Yellowstone, a park he had visited before, Leche said.

News 8 talked to Wallace's sister, Beth Hendrickson, who lives in Georgia. She said Wallace loved his wife and was a family man. She said her brother had once worked for the National Park Service and nature was his life.

[Lady Cop]

poor old dear! 90 years old!

there were a number of 'gator fatalities not so many years ago in florida.
i NEVER went swimming/diving in fresh water there except a few springs with clear visibility. but they are known to come out of canals and attack people just walking by.
Dwayne Daniels, a passer-by, stopped when he saw the woman holding onto a tree branch as the alligator was dragging her into the water.










Collier woman, 90, loses leg in alligator attack

The alligator apparently lunged out of the canal and attacked the 90-year-old woman, said Gabriella Ferraro, a spokeswoman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The woman, identified as Margaret Webb, is in critical condition at Lee Memorial Hospital.

“We were told that she lives in a home right next to the canal,” Ferraro said.

“She was walking along side the canal when the alligator bit her. This may have been an unprovoked attack,” Ferraro said.

The woman lost part of her leg in the attack and “I believe there was an amputation,” Ferraro said.
She said the woman was flown by medical helicopter to the hospital’s trauma center.
A trapper has been dispatched to find and kill the alligator, estimated to be 8 feet long, Ferraro said.

The reptile will be cut open in an effort to retrieve the woman’s leg for possible reattachment, Ferraro said. NOT LIKELY NOW.

In another nearby alligator attack in July 2010, a teenage boy had his left hand bitten off while swimming in a canal at State Road 29 and Alligator Alley.
Doctors were not able to reattach the hand of Tim Delano, then 18, but he survived the attack.

There were five alligator attacks on people in 2010 in Florida. This year’s statistics were not immediately available.

victim on right in blue, still critical Thursday.

[Lady Cop]

another grizzly attack/death. but the bear was wounded! these fools should have known difference between black bear and grizzly! grizzlies are protected. grizzlies have an obvious hump on shoulders.
black bear--->

Reuters

SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) - A grizzly bear attacked and killed a Nevada man whose friend moments earlier had shot and wounded the animal during a hunting trip in northwest Montana, authorities said on Saturday.

Steve Stevenson, 39, of Winnemucca, Nevada, died of injuries he sustained in the mauling by the grizzly on Friday, said Brent Faulkner, undersheriff with the Lincoln County Sheriff's Office in Montana. After the attack, the bear was shot and killed by Ty Bell, 20, also of Winnemucca.

The two men had paired off as part of a four-man hunting party seeking black bears in the rugged Purcell Mountains where Idaho and Montana border British Columbia.

On Friday morning, Bell mistook a young male grizzly as his quarry and shot the bear, which sought refuge in a wooded area, Faulkner said.

The two men tracked the wounded bear, which attacked Stevenson before being shot multiple times by Bell. Bell contacted authorities by cell phone, Faulkner said.

Law enforcement officials from Idaho, Montana and the U.S. Forest Service reached the remote site Friday afternoon. Stevenson's body was air-lifted to a Montana lab for an autopsy, and a necropsy is planned for the grizzly carcass.

The grizzly attack on a hunter was the first in Montana since 2001, when a bear killed a man dressing out an elk.

A struggling population of fewer than 30 grizzly bears, which are listed as threatened in the Lower 48 states under the U.S. Endangered Species Act, roam the mountain forests of northeastern Idaho and northwestern Montana.

While hunting the protected bears is banned in the Lower 48, the law allows them to be killed if they threaten human life. Faulkner said an investigation is underway by sheriff's deputies and by Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks.

[Lady Cop]

A British student training to be a safari guide in South Africa died after being bitten by a black mamba snake.

Nathan Layton, who was 28, was killed after the deadly snake was discovered in a corridor at the wildlife college where he and his girlfriend had embarked on a year long course.

Students and staff had gathered around the young reptile after it was discovered close to a classroom.

An inquest in Dunstable, Bedfordshire, was told today that Mr Layton didn't realise he had been bitten.

He only thought the snake may have brushed against his hand.

But within an hour, he was complaining of blurred vision and then collapsed and suffered a heart attack.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

He didn't know he was snake bit?
Some bleach for the gene pool

[Lady Cop]

diving water traps for golf balls, very common activity in florida. and stupid.

alligator lunch. sad.
An war veteran who won a purple heart was found dead today in Florida after he disappeared while diving for golf balls at the bottom of a lake.
Though the details of David Voiles' death have not been released, authorities announced it is being deemed an accident. While he was still missing, they feared that he may have injured or killed by an alligator, but they did not confirm any specifics.
Alligators are a threat that is common in Florida, like Brooksville, where Mr Voiles was last seen Monday afternoon. His body was found just before 11am Tuesday, though they did not announce where it was or in what condition. daily mail



night search

[Lady Cop]

A grandfather has died after being stung by a swarm of Portuguese Man o' Wars in South Africa.

Roland Singh, 58, collapsed after suffering severe anaphylactic shock when he was stung by the jellyfish-like creatures on Saturday as he swam with his granddaughter in the sea near Cape Town.

Paramedics tried to resuscitate the South African but he was declared dead at the scene.

Cape Town emergency spokesman Wilfred Solomons-Johannes said it was extremely rare for humans to be killed by the floating creatures, which are known in South Africa as Blue Bottles.

[Lady Cop]

(AP)
GAUHATI, India — A leopard that wandered into a city in eastern India went on a rampage, killing one man, swiping off part of another man's scalp and injuring three other people before authorities tranquilized it.

Neighbors in Gauhati say the leopard attacked a 50-year-old lawyer as he talked on his cell phone Saturday evening outside his house.

He was rushed to a hospital where he died Sunday.

Four other people were injured, including a man who had part of his scalp torn off in a dramatic attack captured by a local newspaper photographer.

Gauhati wildlife official Utpal Bora says authorities plan to release the animal at a wildlife park 120 miles west of the city.

Conservationists say deforestation is increasingly pushing leopards into populated areas.

[Duchess]

Holy shit, for a split second I thought that was his toupee!