Good Morning

[IMaDick]

To the new asswipes.

Sorry you all had to miss out on Newbie Hell.

I think you would have appreciated it for what it was.

[Duchess]

Doubtful. It was driving people away. I want Mock to grow, I'm open to meeting new people. Most smart people aren't interested in jumping through hoops in order to get onto a site that's so filled with assholes.

[IMaDick]

Doubtful. It was driving people away. I want Mock to grow, I'm open to meeting new people. Most smart people aren't interested in jumping through hoops in order to get onto a site that's so filled with assholes.

Check your fucked-up-ometer I think you may have blown a gasket.

There are only two types of people in the world assholes and the people assholes are assholes to.

I can see why you would maybe want a few of the second type to join Mock, but I can't for the life me figure out why you want to limit your potential when it comes to the first type.

[ramseycat]

Dick, you and Crackass more than meet our quota of assholes. You two ooze assholiness so no need for anymore.

[Cracker]

There are only two types of people in the world assholes and the people assholes are assholes to.

That's not a healthy view, Dick. Very dysfunctional.

Do you think people change or do you think they just pretend to change?

[IMaDick]

Cracker is an amature, I think it's fucked up you even put he,she,it,whatever in the same class as me.

I sometimes like older women so I give you a pass most days, that shit can change though so you might want to keep that in mind.

[Duchess]

I'm so sorry you always have such an issue with newbies, usually males, that join. *yawn*

Like everyone else you have options when it comes to Mock. I always encourage you and anyone else who is unhappy with how things are on our site to utilize those options.

I just want everyone to be as happy as I am. Muah!

[IMaDick]

I'm sorry you lost your Mock.

Maybe it's with your Mojo? where the fuck you dropped that trinket is anyones guess.

[Cracker]

Cracker is an amature,

Wut? Am I an amateur or an armature?

Because you are a tool.

[IMaDick]

Cracker is an amature,

Wut? Am I an amateur or an armature?

Because you are a tool.

I'm starting to think your ass is extremely large, it seems like no matter where a person throws something it hits you in the ass and leaves a mark.

[Cracker]

I do have an ass, but it isn't wide. And it isn't racing to my knees like your ass. What happens to man-ass? That is a mystery to Cracker. Because it would seem that you need your ass as you age and sit on it more...

And do you buy smaller underwear now? Or do you pretend your tighty whiteys are still tight?

[speeding]

Great shite, what they said about this place was spot on. What a bunch of fucking wankers, all of you. I can't believe I bothered to register here just to let you know I'll be ragequitting soon and hope to afterwards never see any of you douchebags again.

Nice site design, though. Too bad it's wasted on homotards like Cracker.

[IMaDick]

I do have an ass, but it isn't wide. And it isn't racing to my knees like your ass. What happens to man-ass? That is a mystery to Cracker. Because it would seem that you need your ass as you age and sit on it more...

And do you buy smaller underwear now? Or do you pretend your tighty whiteys are still tight?

You don't get to deflect the conversation, I'm not Ramsey or Aussie, the sooner you realise that the sooner we can dispense with you and your ill conceived plan to see my ass.

[Cracker]

Leg humpers are a dime a dozen.

You don't get to deflect the conversation, I'm not Ramsey or Aussie, the sooner you realise that the sooner we can dispense with you and your ill conceived plan to see my ass.

Dick, you are not one to hide your ass.

[IMaDick]

Great shite, what they said about this place was spot on. What a bunch of fucking wankers, all of you. I can't believe I bothered to register here just to let you know I'll be ragequitting soon and hope to afterwards never see any of you douchebags again.

Nice site design, though. Too bad it's wasted on homotards like Cracker.

Welcome to Mock, I hope you didn't leave anything out of the only post you're going to make.

That woud be a shame wouldn't it?

[Cracker]

I can feel the love.

[IMaDick]

I can feel the love.

That is more than likely the the other half of the third hoagie you ate last night in bed.

[Duchess]

Great shite, what they said about this place was spot on. What a bunch of fucking wankers, all of you. I can't believe I bothered to register here just to let you know I'll be ragequitting soon and hope to afterwards never see any of you douchebags again.

Nice site design, though. Too bad it's wasted on homotards like Cracker.

Hi there. You sound a tad bit dissatisfied. Can I help you?

Ragequitting? Is that when people get mad, have a hissy & leave in a huff?

shite, wankers, ragequitting, douchebags...you're very young, aren't you?

[username]

Great shite, what they said about this place was spot on. What a bunch of fucking wankers, all of you. I can't believe I bothered to register here just to let you know I'll be ragequitting soon and hope to afterwards never see any of you douchebags again.

...what they said??

The voices in your head or Consumer Reports forum rating edition? Damn Consumer Reports!

[Duchess]

I fricken love Consumer Reports. I think it's a great publication & have read their reviews before making a few purchases.