LOVE

[Cracker]

But instead it turned into some sort of deaf/mute Broadway show.

I'm pretty sure we are all adults. If someone hasn't been loved, don't tell me. I'll start a mental list of all the shit that is possibly wrong with you. If you haven't felt love, shorter list: Mental illness.

[LuciferLynn]

I've been in love, real, deep, true love once. I broke his heart. However, I've had my heart broken since then. I don't care to experience it again.

[Jimbone]

I've been in love, real, deep, true love once. I broke his heart. However, I've had my heart broken since then. I don't care to experience it again.

Now why would you go and do something like that? Or was it not until after that you realized it?

Love can be cruel that way...

[Adub]

I chose stability over love. It worked for about 13 years. But, it sucked. So, I gave up stability for love. And that kind of sucked too. So now I am just a player. Works better for me.

[Cracker]

So now I am just a player. Works better for me.

Does "player" mean "lesbian" now?

[ramseycat]

And dance.

Watch out! Ramsey's going to want to dry hump you for that and worse, invite you to do the internet Carlton with her every, fucking, Friday.

I only dry hump Ma. But OBK is welcome to dance with me anytime. You on the other hand are not welcome as I would probably fall over laughing at your attempt to dance.

[LuciferLynn]

I've been in love, real, deep, true love once. I broke his heart. However, I've had my heart broken since then. I don't care to experience it again.

Now why would you go and do something like that? Or was it not until after that you realized it?

Love can be cruel that way...

I was a young, foolish girl. I loved him very very much, as he did me. We were almost married. But, people grow and change. Even though I loved him, I began to feel trapped and suffocated. I didn't like feeling like that and began to doubt things would improve as our relationship progressed. I had been with him for 6 years, since I was 14 or 15. That's quite a long time and now that I think about it, awfully young for such a serious relationship. I left him. He was devastated. I've had my heart broken since, but never felt the way about anyone that I felt about him.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I was tripping my brains out on this awesome 4 way windowpane, and was auditioning a lead singer for my punk rock band. (35 years ago) My best friend and roommate from Vermont (this was in NM at the time) introduced me to his girlfriend, who wanted to audition for the band. To say I was lovestruck at first sight would be putting it mildly. I figured it was just good acid.

We've been together ever since. Still feel the same, so it's either love or REALLY good acid.

[Jimbone]

I was a young, foolish girl. I loved him very very much, as he did me. We were almost married. But, people grow and change. Even though I loved him, I began to feel trapped and suffocated. I didn't like feeling like that and began to doubt things would improve as our relationship progressed. I had been with him for 6 years, since I was 14 or 15. That's quite a long time and now that I think about it, awfully young for such a serious relationship. I left him. He was devastated. I've had my heart broken since, but never felt the way about anyone that I felt about him.

That is awfully young... do you think the age had anything to do with how it may have appeared to feel? Was it really deep love or young love with deep infatuation?

[Adub]

So now I am just a player. Works better for me.

Does "player" mean "lesbian" now?

I saw one of those fall down smack on her ass yesterday at the grocery store. I didn't laugh. But it was funny as hell.

But no, more like free love and the whole birkenstock thing. And, I only have to play when I feel like it.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I think lesbians make a plop sound, not a smack.

[IMaDick]

I have been in Love but a few times in my life, I have however been in lust many many times with many many good women and once a person recognises the difference life is much simpler and less fucked up.

[Duchess]

If someone doesn't know the difference between love & lust they are a tard. You either want to bang someone or you want to grow old together banging. How can one not tell the difference? Rhetorical question.

[IMaDick]

Or you think you want to grow old together or you think you want to bang for a lifetime.

and then 2 years later it bothers you when the bitch talks.

when the bitch laughs.

when the bitch is breathing while you're trying to sleep.

when the bitch gets home from the store.

the only time you feel right is when she isn't home.

The lust has worn off and all that is left is a bitch you can't stand.

Love puts up with all of that shit and more forever.

[Duchess]

Jeezus. That sounds awful.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Personally, I'm lonely til I see her when we're apart. Like now.

Ima go to the gym, hopefully that'll help pass the time.

[IMaDick]

Personally, I'm lonely til I see her when we're apart. Like now.

Ima go to the gym, hopefully that'll help pass the time.

+3, this is as it should be, Love = Lust.

Not Lust = Love.

Most people never get this shit straight.

[Cracker]

Or you think you want to grow old together or you think you want to bang for a lifetime.

and then 2 years later it bothers you when the bitch talks.

when the bitch laughs.

when the bitch is breathing while you're trying to sleep.

when the bitch gets home from the store.

the only time you feel right is when she isn't home.

The lust has worn off and all that is left is a bitch you can't stand.

Love puts up with all of that shit and more forever.

Huh.

Cracker is going to think about this...

[ramseycat]

Personally, I'm lonely til I see her when we're apart. Like now.

Ima go to the gym, hopefully that'll help pass the time.

Aww, that is so sweet. And you still feel that way after 35 years. Romance is not dead!

[username]

Personally, I'm lonely til I see her when we're apart. Like now.

Ima go to the gym, hopefully that'll help pass the time.

Aww, that is so sweet. And you still feel that way after 35 years. Romance is not dead!

Warms the cockles of Ramsey's heart.