The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Maggot]

There is a salesman that walked in 20 min ago he laughes just like spongebob squarepants. Its hilarious and he thinks I'm laughing at his jokes. I can't even look at him without laughing........

[BlueTiki]

Some women are evil snatches, I heard it with my own ears, they were all giggly and saying nice things to one another & the moment one got up to go to the ladies room, they ripped her to shreds, wtf is up with that, why would they waste their time with someone they really didn't like? I regret not turning around and asking them.

Now that IS a Southern, Junior League, people pleasin', phony-ass bitch thang!

Bless their pea pickin' hearts!

Do I need to pull up LC's posts, when you was a ailin', to get you on the mend?

[Eat Shit And Die]

I know a Fat Sal. He'll give you the line and only take 20% of your winnings. 15% if you bring him a bag of profiteroles.

ZOMG - me too!

It's the same as most folks know a mad mike.

[Duchess]

Do I need to pull up LC's posts, when you was a ailin', to get you on the mend?

No, but thank you, I'd probably bawl.

The last time I took her advice for a cold I got buzzed on shots of Nyquil & we laughed about how goofy it made me. It made me smile to remember that.

[Duchess]

We have a new Member, his name is Zolton, he hasn't posted yet. According to the Urban Dictionary Zolton is a god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Ain't we lucky.

[Maggot]

I purged out a Zolton this morning then.

[ZEROSPHERES]

I always flush them before they cause a stink.

[BlueTiki]

Dinah Shore died . . .

Damn. I thought she died eons ago.

She did . . . 1994.

(Don't tell user is was Joyce Brothers. Let it be a surprise . . . Okay?)

[Duchess]

'K *snicker*

[username]

Dinah Shore died . . .

Damn. I thought she died eons ago.

She did . . . 1994.

(Don't tell user is was Joyce Brothers. Let it be a surprise . . . Okay?)

What the...!?!?!

I heard it on the news yesterday and by today, it was a whole different person. Short term memory loss sucks!

[HairOfTheDog]

Dinah Shore died . . .

Damn. I thought she died eons ago.

She did . . . 1994.

(Don't tell user is was Joyce Brothers. Let it be a surprise . . . Okay?)

I was a little afraid to point out the evidence that username only looks at the pictures and skips the words when reading (hey, she's armed with photos of me, a photo-editor, and a wicked sense of humor).

But, since the cat is out of the bag...

To be fair, there was a bit of a resemblance there (or at least a shared hairdresser).

[ZEROSPHERES]

Maybe they both were screwing Burt Reynolds.

[Jimbone]

I would have been more interested if his name were Zoltan.

[Duchess]

I don't know if Zero is male or female, not that it makes a difference, it doesn't.

[ZEROSPHERES]

[ZEROSPHERES]

I would have been more interested if his name were Zoltan.

[Duchess]

Hahahaha!

[ZEROSPHERES]

I don't know if Zero is male or female, not that it makes a difference, it doesn't.

Duchess, I thought you had that pic LC asked me to send.

[Duchess]

No, I've never seen a picture of you.

[Jimbone]

Where's the picture of tiki in a bikini?