Sup fuckers?

[Blindgreed1]

Happy New Year, Gunnar.





Jeans, white cable-knit sweater, tan boots, and a tiny bit of disappointment. My New Year's visit to Az had to be pushed back to next week due to work emergencies. But, it's all working out smoothly so far, so still not a bad way to roll in a new year.

I beg your pardon? You'll be here next week? Weather is going to be awesome BTW.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'll be there Jan 6 - Jan 8. I've got family near Phoenix. Looking forward to the visit.

One of my best friends for nearly 20 years lives in Prescott Valley with her husband now; we're gonna have lunch there with them on the 7^th.

Feel kinda guilty talking about the weather, given that several Mockers are dealing with way below nipply temps. But I will anyway. It's absolutely beautiful here outside today. I know it's just as nice in Az, only a couple of degrees warmer.

Anyway, hope 2014 has started off well for you, Gunnar.

[username]

I was wearing clothes but it's time to climb in to boy shorts and a t-shirt for bed. I decided to pause first and type this naked. I'm not wearing a god damn thing right now.

It's a little chilly though so I don't expect to stay naked much longer.

[Clang McFly]

O_O

[crash]

I was wearing clothes but it's time to climb in to boy shorts and a t-shirt for bed. I decided to pause first and type this naked. I'm not wearing a god damn thing right now.

It's a little chilly though so I don't expect to stay naked much longer.

[Cynical Ninja]

I was wearing clothes but it's time to climb in to boy shorts and a t-shirt for bed. I decided to pause first and type this naked. I'm not wearing a god damn thing right now.

It's a little chilly though so I don't expect to stay naked much longer.

I just shazamed in my Calvin Kleins.

[Duchess]

Fricken User. Cock tease!

[Duchess]

...maybe I should clarify that by saying I don't think that's a bad thing. It can be big fun.

[Cynical Ninja]

Only people like User, Sal, aussie, Hotdog and you can get away with shit like that.

Me naked is not a pussy moistener believe me, unless the thought of one of the dwarves from the Hobbit in his birthday suit is your ultimate fantasy.

[Eat Shit And Die]

We didn't need the imagery we believed you.

[Clang McFly]

I didn't believe him. He acts like hot shit it's nice to know he looks like wet shit.

[F.U.]

Me naked is not a pussy moistener believe me, unless the thought of one of the dwarves from the Hobbit in his birthday suit is your ultimate fantasy.

Now that there is some funny shit. Thanks for the laugh OP !

[Cynical Ninja]

Me naked is not a pussy moistener believe me, unless the thought of one of the dwarves from the Hobbit in his birthday suit is your ultimate fantasy.

Now that there is some funny shit. Thanks for the laugh OP !

Truth is sometimes funnier than fiction.

[HairOfTheDog]

Fricken User. Cock tease!

Where is username, that effin' cock tease? I miss the vixen.

Also, why don't Teacher and blueberryhill post more often? They seem to just read a lot, slip in an interesting comment when they damn well feel like it, then just fade away for a long while. Mock teases, that's what I think.

And, why hasn't Gunnar posted another audio? I seriously liked his voice, more than a lot. I wonder what the hell he's wearing right now?

I thought Gunnar was the most interesting new poster from last year, no contest. BUT, for quite awhile now, we mostly only see the greedy formerly-blind one cuddling up to Duchess in the NFL thread, or poking the ultra-sensitive Cynical Ninja.

Cynical Ninja. The self-professed "bad guy"; one of the longest-running members of Mock and apparently one of the biggest pussies ever to grace the board - a man who possesses negative versatility and zero strength.

As far as I can see, CN has left the building -- crying in indignation about the Mockers who weren't so needy as aussie as to insincerely profess agreement with his every position or to form an alliance of victimhood with the king of DISH-IT-OUT-BUT-CAN'T-TAKE-IT.

It's not really CN's fault though. Sally's the real culprit. The bitch wouldn't just fold and didn't lose to CN in the broken-beerbox-bottom follies. Quite understandable that such a life-critical defeat (or a tie -- I doubt sally gives a shit) would drive a man who supposedly counsels others in their lowest times right over the edge. God damn it, sally -- could you please pretend not to have a backbone and not to have a sense of humor?

P.s. I'm wine and resin buzzed. And, alone in my home for several consecutive days for the first time since Christmas. Still, these are my sincerely serious ponderings and I promise not to scream "PERSECUTION" should anyone choose to mock the fuck outta me for them. I'm actually sane.

Btw: Happy National Caramel Day -- and, I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

[Donovan]

Cynical Ninja: last visit Today 7:16 am

[HairOfTheDog]

Cynical Ninja: last visit Today 7:16 am

Exactly.

Still reading all the sub-forums, but too righteously disgruntled to post.

Shit, the beerbox-bottom-battle might have been even more disturbing than the dead-relative-sniffing- snafu. You're almost as bad as effin' sally!

Please lose the backbone and the sense of humor immediately; lest we lose another elder. Should you choose to oblige, there's a caramel-infused Snickers Doodle in it for you.

TIA.

[crash]

Doesn't want to be here; can't stay away. Pathetic. But I guess it was always plain to see..

[HairOfTheDog]

Shit, I have a self-inflicted head-ache this morning.

I understand people leaving for a while or dropping out -- it happens (not that a little poking isn't in order).

But, I can't see reportedly being mad to the point that it ain't pretty over anything that was posted to or about CN.

Dictionaries, Karl Pilkington, busted beer boxes, bus pervs, picture-post dares...maybe dealing with mocks and differences of opinion surrounding those very serious matters was just too overwhelming and caused him to blow his stack.

Whatever. So long.

[Duchess]

Shit, I have a self-inflicted head-ache this morning.

GOOD MORNING, HOT D!

[Duchess]