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So, ya got Valentines Day covered?

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So, ya got Valentines Day covered?
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02-15-2014, 01:48 PM
(02-15-2014, 01:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I fell asleep on the job last night.

Well actually, I never started working.

Oh well, I warned her, if I start drinking too early, I'm no good late.

Maybe that was part of her plan?


I'd take you out for lunch and afternoon cocktails everyday if you were my husband.
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02-15-2014, 02:00 PM
The girls didn't have a shot at resisting...

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If they got this one from F.U.
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02-15-2014, 02:08 PM
(02-15-2014, 01:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I fell asleep on the job last night.

Well actually, I never started working.

Oh well, I warned her, if I start drinking too early, I'm no good late.

Maybe that was part of her plan?


You don't remember her pouring the alcohol down your throat?
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02-15-2014, 02:10 PM
CN serving up some (lucky) charm on Valentine's Day...


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There's a healthy low-cal veggie salad inside the heart gift box, of course. Or, assorted breakfast cereals. Or, a freshly ripped-out bleeding human heart. Hard to know which. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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02-15-2014, 02:50 PM
It would have made me smile to get this one, namely from Crash...

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02-15-2014, 02:52 PM
You'd have known you were truly adored if you got this one from Clang...

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02-15-2014, 03:54 PM
Because it's what it's all about for him...

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Some crazy pussy, for The Kid. Blowing-kisses
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02-15-2014, 07:12 PM
Those old cards are great! For some reason the colors are much brighter than todays printings.
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02-15-2014, 11:45 PM
Very Nice HOTD, thanks for posting those
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02-16-2014, 12:45 AM
(02-15-2014, 11:45 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Very Nice HOTD, thanks for posting those

I hope your lady is feeling better, Six.

I truly love the vintage Valentine's cards. The ones that we handed out in elementary school were mostly cute and cheezy.

The ones a bit before my time were way more interesting - some really bizarre brutally honest stuff. Of course, I like 'em. Haha.

Check these classics out.

Love ain't all it's stalked up to be...
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Don't be chicken; stick your neck out. I'd love to meat you, really...
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The sympathy ploy, "just maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me?"...
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The, "I can't live without you" - dramatic emotional blackmail attempt (hey, it probably works sometimes)...
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02-16-2014, 12:48 AM
Back at ya, HotD

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02-16-2014, 01:03 AM
Damn it, crash. You always get me in trouble in here. I think you do it on purpose. Fucker. 109109109

Even in your Valentine, you're already in the doghouse with me and I'm still barely able to repress a smile. And, btw, I suspect that you're trying to look up my skirt.

But since it's not on the bus and I don't give a shit who gets an eyeful for the most part, I don't think anyone needs to prepare for a citizen's arrest or anything.
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