WTF is it with . . . . . .

[Carsman]

. . . . . . . SNAKES wanting to get into my villa AGAIN!

Now for a second time, this year, like one that did in SNAKEland a couple of years ago. (I HATE SNAKES) Actually in SNAKEland I kinda expect it.

Anyway, again today I pushed the button to open my garage door. And and even though I'm in NE now, as a habit just as in SNAKEland, (I HATE SNAKES) I quickly peruse the bottom of the door way to make sure nothing rushes in.

Well to my surprise again, for the "second time" this year, there was a SNAKE (I HATES SNAKES) butted against right where the door lifted off the ground. Luckily the door had a secure rubber bumper floor seal that sealed it to the floor. (I HATE SNAKES) Otherwise that sucker would have slithered into my garage and eventually villa.

So I grabbed a towel again, grabbed the SNAKE again, this was a "small" one this time, last time it was two plus feet long, ( I HATE SNAKES) and walked across the road, and threw it onto an open lot)

Before the last SNAKE I found a few months agao, the last Time I saw a SNAKE (I HATE SNAKES) in NE was 20 or so years ago. (I HATE SNAKES) I know they are here, but not seeing them in 20 years helped, but now 2 SNAKES this year alone WTF?.

(Oh Yeah, did I mention I HATE SNAKES! )

[Duchess]

Cars, is it colder than it normally is up there? If so, they may just be looking for some warmth. If it's any consolation, they don't want to encounter you any more than you want to encounter them.

[crash]

villa AGAIN!

Looks strangely like VAGINA when you're skim reading. Instant double take..

[Duchess]

I know of a couple females who I'm absolutely certain have snakes in their vaginas. I can tell.

[sally]

If you can pick up a snake with a towel and walk across the road with it you must not hate them that bad. At least they keep the rats away which if they get into you garage they'll really wreak havoc.

[thekid65]

I know of a couple females who I'm absolutely certain have snakes in their vaginas. I can tell.

Would you care for a link to some jap porn? Snakes and eels seem to be a specialty over there....err...from what I hear.

[sally]

Never mind, I didn't read your post right. I see that you crushed the poor snake to death with the garage door first. I was thinking you caught him and carried him out alive.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think Cars could stop seeing snakes if he kicked the Peyote.

I wouldn't recommend it, though.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Snakes are your friends.
My Ball Python says so

[Carsman]

Never mind, I didn't read your post right. I see that you crushed the poor snake to death with the garage door first. I was thinking you caught him and carried him out alive.

Your post #5 was correct, the SNAKE (I HATE SNAKES) was "butted" up to the garage door/floor rubber seal and coiled up asleep, not under it! (I HATE SNAKES)

So that's why I needed a towel to pick it up, if it was dead, I could have just picked it up with a shovel. ( IHATE SNAKES)

My hating SNAKES (my blood runs cold when I see one on my property) does not mean that I won't deal with them when needed. Who else am I gonna call, SNAKE Busters? (I do HATE SNAKES, I really really do)

[Duchess]

I feel that way about spiders. They make my skin crawl.

Cars, kudos to you for taking it away rather than bashing it's head in.

[HairOfTheDog]

Not so fast, Duchess.

Cars seems like a good guy and all.

But, there's the possibility that he got that poor reptile outta his garage, blew its tiny little head off with a shotgun, and now he LOVES hiss new SNAKE-skin belt.

[Carsman]

Not so fast, Duchess.

Cars seems like a good guy and all.

But, there's the possibility that he got that poor reptile outta his garage, blew its tiny little head off with a shotgun, and now he LOVES hiss new SNAKE-skin belt.

Ha Ha Ha, you're a riot Alice! Bam, to the moon!

Anyway, with the size of that SNAKE, (I HATE SNAKES) it would have taken
at least 5 or 6 to make a belt! (I said it was small) (I HATE SNAKES!)


Plus, you know how much shells cost?

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm sorry, Cars. It was wrong of me to make up a story like that.

I knew you hadn't belted the slimy little sucker --that's surely not your style, even if he'd been more skin-generous.

I really LIKE what you actually did with that little SNAKE after you asphyxiated him with car exhaust:


Just assumed you might be em-bareassed about it or something.





I'm getting my kisser right outta here.

[Carsman]

I'm sorry, Cars. It was wrong of me to make up a story like that.

I knew you hadn't belted the slimy little sucker --that's surely not your style, even if he'd been more skin-generous.

I really LIKE what you actually did with that little SNAKE after you asphyxiated him with car exhaust:


Just assumed you might be em-bareassed about it or something.





I'm getting my kisser right outta here.

Holy shit, you said you would keep my secret!