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#21
10-21-2018, 08:45 AM
(10-21-2018, 05:35 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-20-2018, 10:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Scrunchies 

WellWellWell, missy. The only reason I'm not getting on your case is because of my respect for both you and RBG who also wears them. Any other person would be feeling the wrath of my tongue.   Sarcastic

Hey, don't try to shame me.  I'm wearing an ugly old 1980s-looking scrunchy right this minute and proud of it! ')

I always use a scrunchy to put my hair in a ponytail when I exercise or walk early in the mornings.

But I don't wear wear ponytails any other time.
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#22
10-21-2018, 08:59 AM
Ah....scrunchies. I award you 20 hotness points.

Daddy like.
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#23
10-21-2018, 10:57 AM
I like a good tongue wrathing every once in a while.
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#24
10-21-2018, 11:54 AM
Who doesn't?!  Bring it on.
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#25
10-21-2018, 09:37 PM
I don't always wear ponytails, but when I do, I use a scrunchy.

They're comfortable and I mostly use them in the privacy of my own home, like while gardening and exercising and crap.
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10-24-2018, 06:59 PM
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#27
10-24-2018, 07:02 PM
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Those are some low hanggin BOOBS! hah
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10-24-2018, 08:08 PM
(10-24-2018, 06:59 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [Image: 44650955_1919333401494752_23924033720753...e=5C80DE6B]

Well hello there future Mrs Clang.
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#29
10-24-2018, 08:30 PM
That's elephant knuckle.
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#30
10-24-2018, 09:13 PM
(10-24-2018, 08:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-24-2018, 06:59 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [Image: 44650955_1919333401494752_23924033720753...e=5C80DE6B]

Well hello there future Mrs Clang.

How the hell are you going to please her when you can't even figure out how to lift the hood on your car?
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10-24-2018, 11:33 PM
(10-24-2018, 09:13 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-24-2018, 08:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-24-2018, 06:59 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [Image: 44650955_1919333401494752_23924033720753...e=5C80DE6B]

Well hello there future Mrs Clang.

How the hell are you going to please her when you can't even figure out how to lift the hood on your car?
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#32
10-25-2018, 01:36 AM
Buy her a 4 x 4, animal style.
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#33
10-25-2018, 02:54 AM
(10-24-2018, 09:13 PM)sally Wrote: How the hell are you going to please her when you can't even figure out how to lift the hood on your car?

hah
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#34
10-26-2018, 06:37 PM
She's taking a pix of her sexy Body Art! hah


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#35
10-26-2018, 11:22 PM
I'm not sure what I am supposed to comment on now. The first thing or the 2nd thing.
The first thing all I think about are how many germs are on that and that people hold their phone to their face, fucking gross. The 2nd thing, I have no words.
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10-27-2018, 10:42 AM
(10-26-2018, 06:37 PM)Carsman Wrote: She's taking a pix of her sexy Body Art! hah


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Lame. A puppy or bear on the stomach would look cooler.
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10-27-2018, 11:57 AM
(10-27-2018, 10:42 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-26-2018, 06:37 PM)Carsman Wrote: She's taking a pix of her sexy Body Art! hah


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Lame. A puppy or bear on the stomach would look cooler.



A Puppy would turn to be too BIG on there! hah
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10-27-2018, 12:08 PM
She has confidence.
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#39
10-27-2018, 02:56 PM
That's Annie Reckseck.
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10-27-2018, 03:12 PM
(10-27-2018, 12:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: She has confidence.



That she surely does! And a lot more of everything also! hah
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