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#101
01-15-2019, 11:19 AM
(01-15-2019, 10:55 AM)BigMark Wrote: on his underwear.

Everywhere. It's a diarrhea tsunami.
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#102
01-15-2019, 12:08 PM
Oh dear God.
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#103
01-15-2019, 12:45 PM
He shakes his little tush on the catwalk with his bloomers full of shit.
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#104
01-15-2019, 01:41 PM
hah
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#105
01-15-2019, 02:18 PM
Like a fertilizer truck.
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#106
01-15-2019, 03:19 PM
(01-15-2019, 02:18 PM)BigMark Wrote: Like a fertilizer truck.

Biff Tannen: Manure?! I hate Manure!!! hah
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#107
01-15-2019, 11:17 PM
I'll come back on the next page when we aren't talking ABOUT UNDERWEAR OR POOP!

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#108
01-15-2019, 11:19 PM
Oh wait, but since we are on the topic-
I saw this comic the other day that showed a cartoon of a young person on the crapper and an old person on the crapper-his balls were touching the water in the toilet.
DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

The reason it was a post was it was the Facebook-Me in 2009 and me in 2019-someone posted that as their "age transormation."

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#109
01-15-2019, 11:25 PM
This water is cold, and deep.
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#110
01-15-2019, 11:26 PM
So your balls are short and shriveled?

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#111
01-15-2019, 11:36 PM
Yes, and musty.
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#112
10-12-2019, 09:45 PM
I'm starting to be on the side of not giving a fuck. Someone slap me with a Jesus sticker or something.
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#113
10-12-2019, 09:50 PM
2 x 4 should be work.
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10-12-2019, 11:57 PM
Today a family gets off the boat and as one kid is exiting the boat he says to his dad, "He pooped!"
His dad made a face
I sort of had that surprise laugh face
I thought he was talking about his brother.
He was talking about his dog
who was still on the boat.
Luckily it wasn't my shift!
I told the family about the brother part, they laughed.

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10-13-2019, 01:07 AM
(10-12-2019, 11:57 PM)MirahM Wrote: Today a family gets off the boat and as one kid is exiting the boat he says to his dad, "He pooped!"
His dad made a face
I sort of had that surprise laugh face
I thought he was talking about his brother.
He was talking about his dog
who was still on the boat.
Luckily it wasn't my shift!
I told the family about the brother part, they laughed.

Wow. Very interesting. I think the story needed a dragon or maybe a ninja to flesh it out
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10-13-2019, 12:50 PM
Oh Cry Guy

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10-13-2019, 01:43 PM
(10-13-2019, 01:07 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(10-12-2019, 11:57 PM)MirahM Wrote: Today a family gets off the boat and as one kid is exiting the boat he says to his dad, "He pooped!"
His dad made a face
I sort of had that surprise laugh face
I thought he was talking about his brother.
He was talking about his dog
who was still on the boat.
Luckily it wasn't my shift!
I told the family about the brother part, they laughed.

Wow. Very interesting. I think the story needed a dragon or maybe a ninja to flesh it out
And an alleged kiddy diddling baker named Rye Guy.
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#118
10-13-2019, 03:46 PM
Perhaps a pirate or two
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10-13-2019, 05:11 PM
(10-13-2019, 03:46 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: Perhaps a pirate or two
A butt pirate named Cap'n Kidd E. Fiddler.
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#120
10-13-2019, 05:40 PM
Can we stop talking about the fucking kid fiddlers already. Jesus christ.
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