Mock › Personal Member Bullshit › Some Honest Therapy v
Big marks ransom thread

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 3 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
Big marks ransom thread
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#1
02-12-2020, 01:15 PM
I think we should start thinking of starting a ransom fund in case he gets held up in Mexico. It may be necessary. 

[Image: stinkin_badges_bandito_1770.jpg]
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,863
Threads: 2,949
Joined: Jun 2008
#2
02-12-2020, 01:24 PM
Oooohhhh fun!

ThinkingThinkingThinking. Sally's hooters have got to be worth something and I think she would do whatever she could to insure Mark safe return given he's her Mock husband. So tit pix it is. Sally's boobs will save Mark.

If that doesn't work maybe it's time to break out belly rubs for all and lull them into a sense of security. I'm unsure where we go from there. I could cook, I guess. I'll feed the Mexicans.

Boobs & food should do it.
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#3
02-12-2020, 02:06 PM
Maybe some booze, then he could wait until they are all punch drunk and sneak out by going under the trucks..........................wait.... around the trucks and head for the hills before the sun comes up.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,863
Threads: 2,949
Joined: Jun 2008
#4
02-12-2020, 02:09 PM
Ugh. Why didn't I think of that. It's the easiest!
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#5
02-12-2020, 02:12 PM
IDK bodacious boobs in a belly dance routine might take their attention away from the Gringo.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,863
Threads: 2,949
Joined: Jun 2008
#6
02-12-2020, 02:14 PM
Mark's got that porn mustache going on, what if they think he's a cartel big shot? 
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
Ski at 1SKY6 Offline
Cry Baby
Posts: 365
Threads: 2
Joined: Aug 2015
#7
02-12-2020, 02:15 PM
(02-12-2020, 02:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: Maybe some booze, then he could wait until they are all punch drunk


[Image: giphy.gif]
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#8
02-12-2020, 02:27 PM
Mikey Dolenz is playing in the city Feb 14th. I was tempted to go but he must be old as all hell now.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Ski at 1SKY6 Offline
Cry Baby
Posts: 365
Threads: 2
Joined: Aug 2015
#9
02-12-2020, 02:37 PM
(02-12-2020, 02:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Mikey Dolenz is playing in the city Feb 14th. I was tempted to go but he must be old as all hell now.

Of the 4 Monkees he has had the longest Show Business career. 

Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 26,231
Threads: 228
Joined: Dec 2008
#10
02-12-2020, 10:37 PM
I think he will be food poisoned and or catch the Corona virus and nothing we can do to save him.
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,863
Threads: 2,949
Joined: Jun 2008
#11
02-13-2020, 05:50 AM
So does that mean no boob pix?
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,863
Threads: 2,949
Joined: Jun 2008
#12
02-13-2020, 05:51 AM
I see you, Sally. Why in the world are you up at this time of day? 
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
BigMark Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 17,854
Threads: 49
Joined: Nov 2015
#13
02-13-2020, 08:55 AM
I've been kidnapped by a lesbian bicycle gang, they are threatening to do the Mexican hat dance torture unless Sally sends some pics of her in a sheer top with a current newspaper held over her head, please Sally i'm counting on you. POR FAVOR!
Reply
cannongal Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 4,254
Threads: 147
Joined: Aug 2011
#14
02-13-2020, 09:54 AM
Oh good,  you're alive.  Now I don't have to dig out the 13 cents and used band aid that I was going to donate to your funeral expenses.
Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 26,231
Threads: 228
Joined: Dec 2008
#15
02-13-2020, 10:02 AM
(02-13-2020, 05:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: I see you, Sally. Why in the world are you up at this time of day? 
Because this phone kept beeping and waking me up so I went to check if someone was texting me and the phone went straight to Mock. I must have left it open. You're on the ball, I was only here for a second.
Reply
HairOfTheDog Offline
Moderator
*****
Posts: 29,189
Threads: 391
Joined: Aug 2011
#16
02-13-2020, 10:05 AM
Glad to see that you're alive Biggie.  I contributed thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.............and here you are.  It feels good to know that my contribution probably helped in your survival.  No thanks necessary though.  Smiley_emoticons_smile
Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 26,231
Threads: 228
Joined: Dec 2008
#17
02-13-2020, 10:06 AM
I joined a FB spinone group with 10,000 members from the UK and thats why the phone was beeping. FB was alerting me everytime one of those nuts posted about their dog, which is every two seconds.
Reply
BigMark Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 17,854
Threads: 49
Joined: Nov 2015
#18
02-13-2020, 10:19 AM
They said if you don't have a newspaper a cucumber will suffice.
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#19
02-13-2020, 08:59 PM
Can't miss you until you've gone big fella.  Smiley_emoticons_wink
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
BigMark Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 17,854
Threads: 49
Joined: Nov 2015
#20
02-14-2020, 11:47 AM
View from La Casa Del Capitan restaurant.


[Image: VJyVDVX.png]
Reply