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The Antagonist Wrote:Maggot, toss in a piece of TP and tell him to "shoot the paper" - all little boys love to do that and it makes peeing fun.
Training little boys is like housebreaking dogs - make it interesting and it makes it easier on you.
I still play that game.:
:It's the ass dragging across the seat that bugs me.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Just lift him off instead?
How old is he?
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3 yrs young.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Maggot Wrote:3 yrs young.
How old are you, Maggot? You remind me of my grandpa ::laugh::
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sally Wrote:Maggot Wrote:3 yrs young.
How old are you, Maggot? You remind me of my grandpa ::laugh::
He runs naked through the living room screaming "don't open the door!don't open the door!"?
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Maggot Wrote:sally Wrote:Maggot Wrote:3 yrs young.
How old are you, Maggot? You remind me of my grandpa ::laugh::
He runs naked through the living room screaming "don't open the door!don't open the door!"?
I dont't know about that ::blink::. He's been gone for some time now, but I remember that he spent a lot of time on the shitter, liked to read the paper and eat pistachios, and often complained about gophers rooting up the yard ::dunno::
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sally Wrote:Maggot Wrote:sally Wrote:Maggot Wrote:3 yrs young.
How old are you, Maggot? You remind me of my grandpa ::laugh::
He runs naked through the living room screaming "don't open the door!don't open the door!"?
I dont't know about that ::blink::. He's been gone for some time now, but I remember that he spent a lot of time on the shitter, liked to read the paper and eat pistachios, and often complained about gophers rooting up the yard ::dunno::
Sounds like my kinda guy.::thumbs:: I bet he fished.
The don't open the door reference was the day my wife's parents caught us on the living room floor. They should have knocked at least geez!:
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:sally Wrote:Maggot Wrote:sally Wrote:Maggot Wrote:3 yrs young.
How old are you, Maggot? You remind me of my grandpa ::laugh::
He runs naked through the living room screaming "don't open the door!don't open the door!"?
I dont't know about that ::blink::. He's been gone for some time now, but I remember that he spent a lot of time on the shitter, liked to read the paper and eat pistachios, and often complained about gophers rooting up the yard ::dunno::
All at the same time?
Multi-tasking before multi-tasking was in-Vogue.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.