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Yes! Today is the day! Today is the day when you are supposed to use your non-dominant hand as often as possible.
Who the hell thinks this shit up.::irk:: It may turn into a very interesting day.
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::haha::so you'll be using your left hand to ::jerk2::today?
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jackboots Wrote:::haha::so you'll be using your left hand to ::jerk2::today?
No! I knew this day was coming in advance.::bigg::
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Maggot Wrote:Yes! Today is the day! Today is the day when you are supposed to use your non-dominant hand as often as possible.
Who the hell thinks this shit up.::irk:: It may turn into a very interesting day.
So that means I have to punch you inthe face with my left hand as opposed to my right ?
:;box::
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Maggot Wrote:Yes! Today is the day! Today is the day when you are supposed to use your non-dominant hand as often as possible.
Who the hell thinks this shit up.::irk:: It may turn into a very interesting day.
So that means I have to punch you inthe face with my left hand as opposed to my right ?
:;box:: Use your other hand to block your face though.::vio::
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Maggot Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Maggot Wrote:Yes! Today is the day! Today is the day when you are supposed to use your non-dominant hand as often as possible.
Who the hell thinks this shit up.::irk:: It may turn into a very interesting day.
So that means I have to punch you inthe face with my left hand as opposed to my right ?
:;box:: Use your other hand to block your face though.::vio::
I won't need to block my face.
Two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
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Please, everyone knows you are way too big of a pussy to fight, never mind knocking someone down to the floor.
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Middle Finger Wrote:Please, everyone knows you are way too big of a pussy to fight, never mind knocking someone down to the floor. I used to beat people up bigger and tougher than you as a hobby when I was younger. I know how to handle myself and have been in more fights in my life than you have had pizza piesgreaseball.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Please, everyone knows you are way too big of a pussy to fight, never mind knocking someone down to the floor. I used to beat people up bigger and tougher than you as a hobby when I was younger. I know how to handle myself and have been in more fights in my life than you have had pizza piesgreaseball. You're such a liar! ::laugh::
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Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Please, everyone knows you are way too big of a pussy to fight, never mind knocking someone down to the floor. I used to beat people up bigger and tougher than you as a hobby when I was younger. I know how to handle myself and have been in more fights in my life than you have had pizza piesgreaseball. You're such a liar! ::laugh::
What the fuck do you know?, I've got the scars to prove it, I'm not proud of it but it did happen.
You wouldn't survive 3 seconds on the streets mommas boy.
Sticksome more cannelloniin your face and shut the fuck up Fonzarelli.
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Whatever you say.
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Today is wipe your ass with your non-dominate hand day!!!::banana::Followed by shake your neighbors hand day.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
Wow....how many decades before The Breakfast Club did this come from?
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Sinister Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
Wow....how many decades before The Breakfast Club did this come from?
Keyboard commandos are about as useful as tits on a mouse.
I know my own past better than you thank you.
I have never felt the need to justify myself to anybody, especiallyto the queen of keyboard commandos.
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Its not blow your nose with a q-tip day yet but I thought I would get the word out in advance, just so everyone that gives a shit is ready. This means you non-aggressive poke your face in once a year member.
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This thread is so old it has hair growing on it.
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Using the non-dominant hand today took twice as long as did the dominant hand. However, whatever was needed to be done, got done!
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Velcro is good like that.
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(10-09-2013, 04:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Velcro is good like that.
Velcro can be substitued for Duct Tape in many applications!
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Today is "lick your ice cream cone sensually day" One of Love child's favorite days.
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