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**FAHQTOO** · 05-16-2009, 05:04 PM

ramseycat Wrote:
FAHQTOO Wrote:
Quote:Jealous much? Cuz you haven't gotten laid lately? I am the one out of commission with this fucking kidney stone.

I don't kiss ass. I didn't kiss Sinsiter's ass and why you would WANT someone in here to do it is stupid. Get a fucking clue.
I got laid at 4:30 this morning and went to work with a smile on my face, ya dumb bitch. Marriage does have it's privileges. I don't have to sneak someone in the window in the middle of the night.
You listen to MF too much. We don't sneak around dumb bitch. And I'm sure fucking that old man you're married to is oh so much more fun than fucking a hot 24 year old.

That "old man" will still always be younger than you. The fuck you don't sneak around. Do you just traipse him through the house in the middle of the day, and head for the bedroom when your kids are there? Hell no you don't, you have to plan your naked playtime. I, on the other hand don't. And, fucking a 24 year old would be like fucking a kid to me.

**ramseycat** · 05-16-2009, 05:08 PM

FAHQTOO Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
FAHQTOO Wrote:
Quote:Jealous much? Cuz you haven't gotten laid lately? I am the one out of commission with this fucking kidney stone.

I don't kiss ass. I didn't kiss Sinsiter's ass and why you would WANT someone in here to do it is stupid. Get a fucking clue.
I got laid at 4:30 this morning and went to work with a smile on my face, ya dumb bitch. Marriage does have it's privileges. I don't have to sneak someone in the window in the middle of the night.
You listen to MF too much. We don't sneak around dumb bitch. And I'm sure fucking that old man you're married to is oh so much more fun than fucking a hot 24 year old.
That "old man" will still always be younger than you. The fuck you don't sneak around. Do you just traipse him through the house in the middle of the day, and head for the bedroom when your kids are there? Hell no you don't, you have to plan your naked playtime. I, on the other hand don't. And, fucking a 24 year old would be like fucking a kid to me.

I thought you and your hubs were older than 44. So, do you just go to your bedroom in the middle of the day to fuck? Just tell the kids Mommy and Daddy are going to fuck now so stay out for 15 minutes? Even when I was married, my ex and I had to sneak in some afternoon delight when the kids were napping or playing.

**Duchess** · 05-16-2009, 05:12 PM

Hahahaha...I don't think Ramsey "got" it.

**FAHQTOO** · 05-16-2009, 05:15 PM

Duchess Wrote:Hahahaha...I don't think Ramsey "got" it.

She never does.

**FAHQTOO** · 05-16-2009, 05:26 PM

ramseycat Wrote:
FAHQTOO Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:
FAHQTOO Wrote:
Quote:Jealous much? Cuz you haven't gotten laid lately? I am the one out of commission with this fucking kidney stone.

I don't kiss ass. I didn't kiss Sinsiter's ass and why you would WANT someone in here to do it is stupid. Get a fucking clue.
I got laid at 4:30 this morning and went to work with a smile on my face, ya dumb bitch. Marriage does have it's privileges. I don't have to sneak someone in the window in the middle of the night.
You listen to MF too much. We don't sneak around dumb bitch. And I'm sure fucking that old man you're married to is oh so much more fun than fucking a hot 24 year old.
That "old man" will still always be younger than you. The fuck you don't sneak around. Do you just traipse him through the house in the middle of the day, and head for the bedroom when your kids are there? Hell no you don't, you have to plan your naked playtime. I, on the other hand don't. And, fucking a 24 year old would be like fucking a kid to me.

I thought you and your hubs were older than 44. So, do you just go to your bedroom in the middle of the day to fuck? Just tell the kids Mommy and Daddy are going to fuck now so stay out for 15 minutes? Even when I was married, my ex and I had to sneak in some afternoon delight when the kids were napping or playing.

No hun, get with the program. It's not like you don't read every thread in this place. You will always be older than me also. Not much, but always older...always.

When my son turns 22 next month, I will follow a week later by turning 44. And when he gives me my first granddaughter in August, I will instantly turn from a milf to a gilf. So see, the little boys still want to fuck me, I just have enough class to know where to draw the line.......if I wasn't married, that is. The situation has been put in front of me, married or not.

**FAHQTOO** · 05-16-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote: So, do you just go to your bedroom in the middle of the day to fuck? Just tell the kids Mommy and Daddy are going to fuck now so stay out for 15 minutes? Even when I was married, my ex and I had to sneak in some afternoon delight when the kids were napping or playing.

Some people have enough brain matter to be discreet, I never had to announce I was going into the bedroom to fuck.

**Duchess** · 05-16-2009, 05:35 PM

You'll be Mock's first G-Mama. ::bravo::

**FAHQTOO** · 05-16-2009, 05:40 PM

Duchess Wrote:You'll be Mock's first G-Mama. ::bravo::

I'n not sure, but I think so.

All I know is that it is about time I have a baby girl to spoil rotten, and then send home to her parents.::banana::

05-16-2009, 11:21 PM

[user=155]FAHQTOO[/user] wrote:

Quote:...and then send home to her parents.::banana::

Bitch!

Thats what my Mom does with my daughter.

**FAHQTOO** · 05-17-2009, 08:52 AM

D Wrote:[user=155]FAHQTOO[/user] wrote:
Quote:...and then send home to her parents.::banana::
Bitch!

Thats what my Mom does with my daughter.

That's what G-ma's are suppose to do. It's in the G-parent handbook.

05-17-2009, 09:08 AM

FAHQTOO Wrote:
D Wrote:[user=155]FAHQTOO[/user] wrote:
Quote:...and then send home to her parents.::banana::
Bitch!

Thats what my Mom does with my daughter.
That's what G-ma's are suppose to do. It's in the G-parent handbook.

Which my mom has apparently never read, since thats the ONLY entry from it she takes.

**Cynical Ninja** · 05-17-2009, 10:02 AM

The Antagonist Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:I've way too much to do with my own sites and the ones I manage to bother playing babysitter on a site that does not need a moderator at all.
Yes you are way too busy with your own sites and your encyclopedic knowledge of animals to rack up more than two thousand posts on a mock site, yes?

Yes, I see how you would think posting and moderating are the same thing. ::nuts::

Quote:We have one whether you like it or not, Jackboots?, remember?
No shit? Really? I guess my mentioning her earlier today means I've no knowledge of this?

Where on earth did you two get the idea I would even be interested in such a task?

The point I was making my menopausal shrew, was that you are here often enough and contribute often enough to be a mod. Which is surprising when you consider you are the worlds leading expert on animals and you run two websites.

How do you find the time to exchange insults with me?

05-17-2009, 10:04 AM

Not only that, but she gets upset pretty damn fast at innocuous comments teasing her about being jealous.

**Cynical Ninja** · 05-17-2009, 10:14 AM

She is more emotionally unstable than me and I am technically crazy. She needs help, she displays all the symptoms of having borderline personality disorder.

**Middle Finger** · 05-17-2009, 08:39 PM

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:She is more emotionally unstable than me and I am technically crazy. She needs help, she displays all the symptoms of having borderline personality disorder.

Nothing is funnier than watching some limping, rodent-raising, juvenile British sissy with accompanying shadow-friends try to judge others.

**Duchess** · 05-19-2009, 04:34 AM

I think Ramsey may have had enough of us & bid us adieu...or she is giving birth to her kidney stone.

**Middle Finger** · 05-19-2009, 05:57 AM

She might be out of hot chocolate packs.

**Duchess** · 05-19-2009, 06:01 AM

::gigg::

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