Weirdo Really Likes My Sig

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This is a conversation via PM on another forum, about my sig:

T0m Wrote:

ralgith Wrote:

T0m Wrote:
Genuis man, its so funny

Thanks lol, I have it printed on my checks too, as well as being my Sig on many forums.

That is pure epicness, on your checks! Sweet.

The sig in question is this:

Linux is like a tepee. It has no Windows, no Gates, and there's an Apache inside.

Now, while that sig is good for a nerd chuckle, I don't think it quite qualifies as epic, not even on my checks. Besides, its not even original. Several other people use it too. So yeah, I think this guy is even weirder than I am and I'm pretty fucking weird.

[LuMPyPussy]

He's hitting on you.

[Duchess]

Yup, definitely qualifies as weird.

[ramseycat]

What the hell does it even mean? That dude has a man crush on you!!!

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What the hell does it even mean? That dude has a man crush on you!!!

Ramsey? Are you dumb?

Linux. My OS of choice. Mandriva and Fedora in particular.
Windows. The OS I hate.
Bill "Gates". The man who started Microsoft, the company that makes Windows. I think hes an ass and a pig.
Apache. The Premier webserver (and other software these days as well)

[Duchess]

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::bitchp::

[Duchess]

::lmao:: I'm sorry but, that's what I hear in my mind whenever you start talking that bs.

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Yet you, as well as millions of others , unknowingly use both Linux and Apache every day. How? Why? Well... because 99% of webservers are run using an Apache webserver on a Linux OS. Including Mock. So... enjoy it


How do you find out what webserver software and OS a site is running? It usually says if you generate an error page
For instance:
http://www.mockforums.com/fuckedup.html

Will dump you to an error page that shows the following as the footer:

Apache/2.2.11 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.11 OpenSSL/0.9.7a DAV/2 mod_auth_passthrough/2.1 mod_bwlimited/1.4 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 Server at www.mockforums.com Port 80

Which tells you lots. Its using Apache webserver 2 version 2.2.11 (a little out of date... not very secure), running on UNIX (the OS Linux is a free clone of), with OpenSSL for https support, DAV/2 support, the module for passthrough authentication, the module to limit the bandwidth used by the site, frontpage extensions, and its running on port 80. This type of info is what lets hackers in Knowing you apache version lets them choose attacks that target any known security issues in that version, and having frontpage extensions opens up even MORE security vulnerabilities (its a Micro$uck product after all) for them to attack with.

So, Frank should really go in and disable FP extensions at the very least

Of course, he could also make it so it doesn't display such critical info, BUT its useful for troubleshooting, not just hackers. And since in general Apache is very fucking secure, I don't ever worry about showing it on my servers.

[SyberBitch]

Yet you, as well as millions of others , unknowingly use both Linux and Apache every day. How? Why? Well... because 99% of webservers are run using an Apache webserver on a Linux OS. Including Mock. So... enjoy it


How do you find out what webserver software and OS a site is running? It usually says if you generate an error page
For instance:
http://www.mockforums.com/fuckedup.html

Will dump you to an error page that shows the following as the footer:

Apache/2.2.11 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.11 OpenSSL/0.9.7a DAV/2 mod_auth_passthrough/2.1 mod_bwlimited/1.4 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 Server at http://www.mockforums.com Port 80

Which tells you lots. Its using Apache webserver 2 version 2.2.11 (a little out of date... not very secure), running on UNIX (the OS Linux is a free clone of), with OpenSSL for https support, DAV/2 support, the module for passthrough authentication, the module to limit the bandwidth used by the site, frontpage extensions, and its running on port 80. This type of info is what lets hackers in Knowing you apache version lets them choose attacks that target any known security issues in that version, and having frontpage extensions opens up even MORE security vulnerabilities (its a Micro$uck product after all) for them to attack with.

So, Frank should really go in and disable FP extensions at the very least

Of course, he could also make it so it doesn't display such critical info, BUT its useful for troubleshooting, not just hackers. And since in general Apache is very fucking secure, I don't ever worry about showing it on my servers.

Like I said... uber-nerd.

[sally]

What the hell does it even mean? That dude has a man crush on you!!!

Ramsey? Are you dumb?

Linux. My OS of choice. Mandriva and Fedora in particular.
Windows. The OS I hate.
Bill "Gates". The man who started Microsoft, the company that makes Windows. I think hes an ass and a pig.
Apache. The Premier webserver (and other software these days as well)

There is nothing epic about that.I think this guy is a complete cornball dipshit like yourselfand wants to get in your pants. Tell that dork to piss off, you're not into blow jobs.

[Maggot]

I never get stalked.

[SyberBitch]

I never get stalked.

Sure you do... we're just so good that you never see us. ::bigg::

[Maggot]

I never get stalked.

Sure you do... we're just so good that you never see us. ::bigg::

Great............I'm making coffee!::boobs::

[SyberBitch]

I never get stalked.

Sure you do... we're just so good that you never see us. ::bigg::

Great............I'm making coffee!::boobs::

Suddenly, I'm in the mood for Vienna sausage.::

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What the hell does it even mean? That dude has a man crush on you!!!

Ramsey? Are you dumb?

Linux. My OS of choice. Mandriva and Fedora in particular.
Windows. The OS I hate.
Bill "Gates". The man who started Microsoft, the company that makes Windows. I think hes an ass and a pig.
Apache. The Premier webserver (and other software these days as well)

There is nothing epic about that.I think this guy is a complete cornball dipshit like yourselfand wants to get in your pants. Tell that dork to piss off, you're not into blow jobs.

More like I'm not into guys