The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread
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The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread
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10-30-2009, 10:39 PM
I just had my first EVER two way conversation with my Granddaughter. ::bravo::
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #aaaaaa"And.....I swear I understood every word she said. 
10-31-2009, 01:08 AM
Maggot Wrote:I'm the only one here I can run amuck,amuck,amuck, etc.................it's "amok" numbnuts...
Fug duh kund
11-01-2009, 11:28 AM
I kept hearing a dripping sound but when I went in the bathroom, no noise. So I finally noticed the sound only occurred when I was playing a computer game. Who the fuck would put goddamn dripping water sounds into a motherfucking son of a bitch computer game!?!
11-01-2009, 08:36 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I kept hearing a dripping sound but when I went in the bathroom, no noise. So I finally noticed the sound only occurred when I was playing a computer game. Who the fuck would put goddamn dripping water sounds into a motherfucking son of a bitch computer game!?!I think it was supposed to lend realism, Lumpy... Unless of course it wasn't an environment where the sound of dripping water would be appropriate. 
11-01-2009, 09:28 PM
Well, er... the word "Atlantis" might be in the title.
11-01-2009, 09:30 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, er... the word "Atlantis" might be in the title.Heh, sounds like they sprung a leak
11-02-2009, 08:32 AM
I've lost my fucking mind. I started playing a 'match three' game where you earn money to stock your aquarium and it's so damn cute that I HAVE to keep playing because I want more stuff.
Jesus Christ.
11-02-2009, 11:58 PM
I'm sitting here crying for the wife of a person I know from online, neither of whom I've met in real life. Sharpie over at 24 has a very sick wife that he obviously adores and he's going through hell right now.
I hate death, especially the lingering kind. 
11-03-2009, 01:38 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm sitting here crying for the wife of a person I know from online, neither of whom I've met in real life. Sharpie over at 24 has a very sick wife that he obviously adores and he's going through hell right now.i care for Sharpie a great deal too. online or not, he's a real person. if his partner of a lifetime dies maybe we can offer a small bit of comfort. 
11-05-2009, 08:20 PM
Fucking sea anemone. I put him in my fish tank to do my clownfish a favor and the damn thing started pooping and puking and spawning and made my whole tank look like milk. I was up at 3 in the morning draining it and making new salt water trying to keep him alive and the tank from becoming totally polluted.
He didn't make it and he's decomposing out in the bushes now. That was 40 bucks well spent. I regret ever getting those tanks, I'm fucking with living beings and I won't do itanymore. I have two sting rays, an eel, and a nemo who are my pets, but I won't be buying anymore once they're gone. 
11-05-2009, 08:31 PM
What a way to go. Can you imagine being some peaceful sea creature, only to be scooped up and brought into the home of some negligent 70s-hairdo alcoholic bitch for a torture and death session?
 
11-05-2009, 08:32 PM
i can imagine how delicate and sensitive the anenomes are. a salt water tank has to be too much trouble to regulate. you should take up SCUBA and go visit them in their habitats.
11-05-2009, 08:46 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:What a way to go. Can you imagine being some peaceful sea creature, only to be scooped up and brought into the home of some negligent 70s-hairdo alcoholic bitch for a torture and death session?Thats the same thing my husband said when I woke him up at 3 in the morning. Fuck, I tried everything I could to save him :(
11-05-2009, 09:36 PM
sally Wrote:Your husband was a bit rough on you if he actually said all that. ::bigg::Middle Finger Wrote:What a way to go. Can you imagine being some peaceful sea creature, only to be scooped up and brought into the home of some negligent 70s-hairdo alcoholic bitch for a torture and death session?Thats the same thing my husband said when I woke him up at 3 in the morning. Fuck, I tried everything I could to save him :(
11-05-2009, 10:00 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:He left out the the 70's-hairdo alcoholic bitch part, butother than that it was right on. Grumpybastardsally Wrote:Your husband was a bit rough on you if he actually said all that. ::bigg::Middle Finger Wrote:What a way to go. Can you imagine being some peaceful sea creature, only to be scooped up and brought into the home of some negligent 70s-hairdo alcoholic bitch for a torture and death session?Thats the same thing my husband said when I woke him up at 3 in the morning. Fuck, I tried everything I could to save him :(
11-05-2009, 10:05 PM
sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:He left out the the 70's-hairdo alcoholic bitch part, butother than that it was right on. Grumpybastardsally Wrote:Your husband was a bit rough on you if he actually said all that. ::bigg::Middle Finger Wrote:What a way to go. Can you imagine being some peaceful sea creature, only to be scooped up and brought into the home of some negligent 70s-hairdo alcoholic bitch for a torture and death session?Thats the same thing my husband said when I woke him up at 3 in the morning. Fuck, I tried everything I could to save him :( Well he and I share a few things in common. For example, we both are probably interested in seeing you in a few different cute outfits and such. Stuff like that. By the way - ::finger:: on your custom title and avatar.
11-05-2009, 10:45 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:He left out the the 70's-hairdo alcoholic bitch part, butother than that it was right on. Grumpybastardsally Wrote:Your husband was a bit rough on you if he actually said all that. ::bigg::Middle Finger Wrote:What a way to go. Can you imagine being some peaceful sea creature, only to be scooped up and brought into the home of some negligent 70s-hairdo alcoholic bitch for a torture and death session?Thats the same thing my husband said when I woke him up at 3 in the morning. Fuck, I tried everything I could to save him :( Yeah, he likes sexy outfits and frowns upon incompetent owners of sea polyps. I was getting ready to change my avatar since your girl is gone, but have now decided not to ::finger::
11-06-2009, 10:24 AM
Why, WHY does every goddamn thing that's posted at 24 end up being something political that's used to bash 'the libs'? You can post something about your pet and those idiots warp it and corrupt.
11-06-2009, 10:49 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Why, WHY does every goddamn thing that's posted at 24 end up being something political that's used to bash 'the libs'?Because they don't know how to communicate any other way...I loathe those people& I loathe the way they make me feel when I read their crap...I wish nothing but the worst for each & every one of them...Like, for example, if Mill's wife got sick again, I'd want to rub his nose in my joyous glee over it...And that kind of demented attitude is NOTHING like who I am as a person...BUT, he made me feel that way...Yup, it would make me very happy to see them all suffer. ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
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