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the 2021 trivial fuck username, trump and covid, boring drivel thread
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#101
02-20-2021, 06:14 PM
(02-20-2021, 01:31 PM)Duchess Wrote: I trimmed my own bangs again last night and I must have went too short because after showering this morning I bent over to blow dry my roots so I'd have a little lift and it ended up looking a lot like this but shorter.  52

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hah   never cut your own hair.   I'm surprised that you haven't done it before now.
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#102
02-20-2021, 08:35 PM
(02-20-2021, 01:31 PM)Duchess Wrote: I trimmed my own bangs again last night and I must have went too short because after showering this morning I bent over to blow dry my roots so I'd have a little lift and it ended up looking a lot like this but shorter.  52

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If it looked like that, that was caused by more then just a shower!  hah
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#103
02-24-2021, 02:27 PM
According to Reuters this poor darling was found wandering wild in an Australian forest. He's been cleaned up. His wool weighed 78 lbs. I saw someone say that the abundance of wool likely kept him safe from predators, if so, Yay!

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#104
02-24-2021, 05:35 PM
I'm happy to say that I now have the same medical diploma as Bill Gates.
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#105
02-25-2021, 02:33 PM
Today is my Friday. I hope it's like great sex and just goes really, really slow. I don't want it to end. 

Slooooooow.
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#106
02-25-2021, 02:39 PM
Well............That certainly puts things in a different light.
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#107
03-04-2021, 07:31 PM
I like James Carville. I like his attitude, I like the way he presents his opinions, I like his sass & snark. Fight me.
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#108
03-07-2021, 11:44 AM
Coming to a socially acceptable conversation near you. Banning the term Male and Female from things like plug sockets nuts and bolts anything that has a male and female on it. Kinda tough to make that one stick though.
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#109
03-07-2021, 12:00 PM
They need to CANCEL Cancel Culture! hah
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#110
03-08-2021, 03:00 PM
I got a paper cut and it stung the crap out of me. Did you hear me holler? 
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03-08-2021, 04:03 PM
That's why I'm here.............To lick it.
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03-08-2021, 04:31 PM
I've got something for you to lick. LickLickLick. 
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#113
03-08-2021, 04:34 PM
It makes no sense to waste a perfectly good tongue. When it's out use it all about.
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#114
03-08-2021, 04:35 PM
I couldn't agree more!
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#115
03-25-2021, 12:01 PM
The vultures are circling in the sky above my home. Do they know something I don't?
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#116
03-25-2021, 02:16 PM
Something is dying in the woods. Probably a deer.
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#117
03-25-2021, 03:22 PM
(03-25-2021, 02:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Something is dying in the woods. Probably a deer.

Or Doochy's aging gash. Smiley_emoticons_shocked
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#118
03-25-2021, 03:42 PM
Dude.
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#119
03-25-2021, 04:07 PM
Where do you think all these covid mutations are coming from? I'll tell you where: from unmasked gash!

If there's one thing we've learned from this horrible nightmare it's that YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL. So for the love of God, MASK THAT GASH!!!
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#120
03-25-2021, 04:46 PM
I wonder how people would react in the grocery store if I stapled a mask over my jeans in the crotch area. I should do one of those hidden camera tricks.
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