the 2021 trivial fuck username, trump and covid, boring drivel thread

[Duchess]

You'd never call attention to yourself in that manner.

[Maggot]

I wonder how people would react in the grocery store if I stapled a mask over my jeans in the crotch area. I should do one of those hidden camera tricks.

That might hurt. Start small and use glue. Yeah, some glue and use one of those Mexican nose mask creations. So you can still eat and stuff. Lord knows the feeding stations are few and far in between. Practicing on fudge ripple ice cream comes to mind at any rate. 

[rothschild]

I wonder how people would react in the grocery store if I stapled a mask over my jeans in the crotch area. I should do one of those hidden camera tricks.

I've decided I'm going to walk around town with a cloth diaper on my head. Cut out some eyeholes and see if I can get those baby blue diaper pins. I'm going to have a shitton of fun with this.

[Duchess]

I just listened to some little kids describe their solution to getting the ship out of the Suez Canal and I have to say, I don't disagree with any of them.   One child about 5 or 6 actually described what we all know as a lock. 

[cannongal]

I have no idea why the fuck I'm here.   It's like my 'not on call ' brain goes 'yes, that's where I want to go- the host fucking hates me so this should be good '   you all suck.

[Duchess]

I don't hate you. I tell you that every time you say this. 

Haven't you ever noticed that my comments to you are always in reaction to something you've said to me? You play a role in this too. It's not like you're coming into Mock and I'm attacking you out of the blue, it's not like that at all. I respond to what you say to me, it's just that simple.

[Maggot]

That's very Trumpish.

[Carsman]

Counter Puncher!

[Duchess]

Be a dick, get treated like a dick. The end. It's as old as time. 

There isn't any such thing as karma either. You reap what you sow. 

[rothschild]

I have no idea why the fuck I'm here.   It's like my 'not on call ' brain goes 'yes, that's where I want to go- the host fucking hates me so this should be good '   you all suck.

How can you be feeling pissy when you have two wonderful dicks husbands in your life?

[rothschild]

Be a dick, get treated like a dick. The end. It's as old as time. 

There isn't any such thing as karma either. You reap what you sow. 

That is precisely what karma/samskara refers to, Doochy: action, and reaction.

[cannongal]

I don't hate you. I tell you that every time you say this. 

Haven't you ever noticed that my comments to you are always in reaction to something you've said to me? You play a role in this too. It's not like you're coming into Mock and I'm attacking you out of the blue, it's not like that at all. I respond to what you say to me, it's just that simple.

Meh,  I probably never saw it before.    You called me some fucking German shit once,  and it pissed me off at the time. 

I have no idea why the fuck I'm here.   It's like my 'not on call ' brain goes 'yes, that's where I want to go- the host fucking hates me so this should be good '   you all suck.

How can you be feeling pissy when you have two wonderful dicks husbands in your life? 

They are not my husbands.   I only have one of those.  They are my mates.  I'm not even sorry that you don't understand,  it's just something that I do.

[rothschild]

I don't hate you. I tell you that every time you say this. 

Haven't you ever noticed that my comments to you are always in reaction to something you've said to me? You play a role in this too. It's not like you're coming into Mock and I'm attacking you out of the blue, it's not like that at all. I respond to what you say to me, it's just that simple.

Meh,  I probably never saw it before.    You called me some fucking German shit once,  and it pissed me off at the time. 

I have no idea why the fuck I'm here.   It's like my 'not on call ' brain goes 'yes, that's where I want to go- the host fucking hates me so this should be good '   you all suck.

How can you be feeling pissy when you have two wonderful dicks husbands in your life? 

They are not my husbands.   I only have one of those.  They are my mates.  I'm not even sorry that you don't understand,  it's just something that I do.

I don't need or want to understand. It's your life and if that's what works for you, knock yourself out. I'm not wired that way, but I sure as hell do not identify as a normie.

[Duchess]

This is so cool. The guy with the sound effects. Damn he's good. Someone said he's from the Police Academy movie/s, but I'm not familiar with them.

[cannongal]

I am so done with trying to be nice to my new neighbors.   They moved in from Massachusetts last year.   They call the cops every time our dogs bark, they don't like it when we use the firing range,  and they don't like our version of snow removal.   They can suck my ass.

[Maggot]

I am so done with trying to be nice to my new neighbors.   They moved in from Massachusetts last year.   They call the cops every time our dogs bark, they don't like it when we use the firing range,  and they don't like our version of snow removal.   They can suck my ass.

That's the trouble with transplants. They bring their nuttyness with them when they come up here. 

I would suggest getting a thank you card dipping it in bee attraction juice and putting it in their mailbox. 
If that doesn't work you may want to toss a piece of raw meat in the bushes along with a fish head that will bring any skunk or coyote into their yard

I have more if that doesn't work.

[Maggot]

The rule of thumb:

Back in the day it was required to use the "rule of thumb" when your wife didn't give you a piece of ass or not do what you told her. 

When beating her you had to use a stick that was smaller than your thumb, thus becoming compliant with the law. 

California just put out a new law being the progressive state that they are that the "rule of thumb" or you cannot rape your wife anymore. 

I for one appreciate that as if she doesn't "do it" someone else will.  It's only fair.

[Duchess]

Back in the day it was required to use the "rule of thumb" when your wife didn't give you a piece of ass or not do what you told her. 

Shiiiit. Can y'all imagine! Ahahahahaha!

[Maggot]

Back in the day it was required to use the "rule of thumb" when your wife didn't give you a piece of ass or not do what you told her. 

Shiiiit. Can y'all imagine! Ahahahahaha!

That was the rule of thumb. 

[Duchess]

The women that came before me had it tough AND they were expected to cook 3 meals a day.