More help for Chang.

[Duchess]

Duchess, get a book on  english manners

   I'll get right on that.

[BigMark]

She ALWAYS uses the wrong fork.

[Duchess]

She ALWAYS uses the wrong fork.

Nevah. Hmmph. You work from the inside out of the place setting thankyouverymuch.

[BigMark]

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

[Clang McFly]

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

When you come to a spoon in the road, don't lick it. That's most likely not chocolate.

[sally]

It may have skipped your notice, but i got a volley of vulgarity from Mr Fly for trying to help.    And yes, he does need help, and if he followed any of the assertiveness concepts, or just read them, then i will take the credit.    We all need help at various times.

As for change, it will happen, regardless, it is better to change for the better, life is ever changing.  As for vulgarity, i am taken aback by the Duchess, not aptly named.  I know now how diffucult it must have been for the royal family to integrate the slag, Meghan Markle.

If you were surprised by my post,  you should have written " goodness me", or  " thats interesting".  If you had difficulty understanding such, then a response such as "  well well well, " or " crikey".

To assimilate you into polite British society would have been a challenge, apart from your clothes, which would be trainers and jeans.  Thank god it never came to that.

As for Chang, the here and now is always a choice, he can spend it as he sees fit, and it wont be spent well.    I notice that there has been yet more shootings over there, i take it Chang still lives, as the shooters seem to be dead.  If Chang ever gets to post a video, it wont be of him sitting an exam, or with a cracking girl on his arm, unless its some sort of farm animal.

A lobotomy wont help Sally, as a search party for a brain will be needed first.    I am glad Chang is happier, at least some trajectory is upward, and am aware this note may have the opposite effect.  Still, hey ho, easy come easy go.  Knowledge is everything.      As for your foul mouthed rant,  cursed be your mothers anus, and i will shit on your fathers nose.

There,  i feel better.  Assertion technique no 1,  get your own back.  Duchess, get a book on  english manners,  WOW, waiting for the explosion,    but do it in an english way.  The word fuck is not english.

Crikey!

[sally]

Don't ya mind him Chang, he's just taking the piss out of ya. He's full of bollocks and Mr. Brain's fags. In my mind I said that in an British accent.

[Duchess]

...and I read it as you intended. 

[Clang McFly]

Don't ya mind him Chang, he's just taking the piss out of ya. He's full of bollocks and Mr. Brain's fags. In my mind I said that in an British accent.

I don't mind him anymore, that's why I have him on ignore. He's a faggoty British troll that thinks he's better than everyone. Kind of like rothschild on steroids. But rothschild i can mostly tolerate.

[BigMark]

Don't ya mind him Chang, he's just taking the piss out of ya. He's full of bollocks and Mr. Brain's fags. In my mind I said that in an British accent.

And Bob's your uncle!

[rothschild]

Chang is the new normal.

[Clang McFly]

Chang is the new normal.

God I hope not. That's a lot of pressure.