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I'll give anyone $18.00 an hour to come and wrap Christmas gifts for me.

I would do it, but I'm afraid once I was there with you, more unwrapping would go on than wrapping.

It's always been that way.

The only unwrapping you'd be doing is the removal of paper wrap off your Taco Bell tacos. Duchess has taste. You have no taste and therefore would be limited to gift wrapping in the basement and then promptly removed once your job was complete.