MONEY!

[Cracker]

Aww. That's all On Golden Pond and shit. It sounds great. We used to go to Bass Lake in the summer, but I don't ever remember going as far as Sonora on that side (been to Bridgeport about a hundred times). I lived in Fresno, God's Armpit, for about a year. That's how I know all the dirty words in Spanish.

I need to be home after about 5 days away. I kinda freak a little when I leave the country because you can't drive home from there. I feel like I'm going to forget something of importance if I'm gone too long. It's probably neurotic. I've been keeping vacations within driving distance. I have to go to Hawaii most of the summer. I might come home with bald spots.

Fresno. *shudders* I've driven through Bridgeport I think on the way to Bishop. My sister lives there.

I love Hawaii. We were visiting Maui during the airline bankruptcies a few years back. What was supposed to be a 14 day trip turned in to 17 days plus it cost us about $3,500 to get the 4 of us home. Good times.

Kauai kind of freaks me out--it's just a little too small. I felt like I was on a spec of dirt in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I guess I kind of was. We watched that girl who lost her arm to a shark surf almost every day. I thought she was either ballsy or stupid.

Bishop = Mule Capital of the World. hahaha

I'll be in Kailua. I have already been told it's a little on the trashy side and everything costs too much.

I guess she figures the odds are in her favor. Her other arm is probably safe.