03-26-2011, 02:53 PM
(03-26-2011, 02:15 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(03-26-2011, 01:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: I noticed at 40 that I have to watch what I eat now and exercise. I stopped drinking sodas (loved my Coke, had to let it go) and started eating healthier. I don't want to be an "old" 70.
I also don't want to hump OP. Thirty years won't increase his attractiveness to me, and if I am stuck in an old folk's home and can't yell for help, I may find a tiny ginger pumping away when I wake up from my nap...
That is my nightmare.
I wouldn't touch you with iamadicks dick.
The thought of you in a state of sexual arousal chills me to the bone and makes me sick to the very depths of my mortal soul.
I bet I could strike a match on your face.
Your husbands reward was surely a place in heaven after being married to you.
I'm sure it is very lovely having a man around the house to cook, clean, and watch the kiddo. I may have to hire one.
My skin is lovely, tyvm. I don't cover it in makeup or burn it to a crisp. I have decided I will most likely wrinkle all at once, overnight. So far, so good.
I join you in wishing my ex a speedy and pleasant trip to the heavens. Praise Jesus.