Mock › Serious Shit? › Discussions, Opinions & Debate v
death by wildlife

Thread Rating:
  • 2 Vote(s) - 4.5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Linear Mode
death by wildlife
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,935
Threads: 2,950
Joined: Jun 2008
#95
08-29-2011, 06:22 PM
(08-29-2011, 05:56 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I have kids, you don't.

You have animals, I don't (except for a Golden Retriever).

You like scraggy, biker men (kinda like ZZ Top) and that's not me (though I love their music).

You're a big, strong woman who hasn't ever considered making her man a sammich, and my wife LIKES making me a sammich.

I like to fly on airplanes and travel, and you don't.


Holy Moly, I don't know where to begin.

Yeah, you have kids, one a pain in the ass teen who has been a problem on a couple different levels & you have a second family, by the time the little one/s graduate you'll be eligible for your senior discount. You are a cliche'. *snicker*

Some of those animals you refer to have given me a very nice life. I can't imagine a day of my life without a horse in it. If there are no horses in heaven I'm not going.

Your wife makes you a sammich because she is a suburban hausfrau, it's her fuckin' JOB, she's a Betty Crocker of the 'burbs...house, kids, husband, day after fuckin' day. *shudders* Again, a cliche'. You're perfectly suited.

Scraggy biker men, huh? Oh my my. Hahahaha! If you only knew.

[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply


Messages In This Thread
death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-28-2010, 05:27 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-28-2010, 08:31 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-29-2010, 04:26 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 07-30-2010, 05:25 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Carsman - 09-13-2010, 05:28 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by username - 10-27-2010, 02:01 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 07-31-2010, 06:01 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-31-2010, 06:30 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 09-12-2010, 07:20 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Carsman - 09-12-2010, 09:13 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Maggot - 09-12-2010, 10:18 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Carsman - 09-13-2010, 10:09 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 09-13-2010, 11:46 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Satan Herself - 09-13-2010, 12:12 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by cladking - 09-14-2010, 09:57 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 10-18-2010, 05:09 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 10-18-2010, 05:15 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 10-19-2010, 06:58 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 10-19-2010, 07:03 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 10-22-2010, 03:45 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 10-27-2010, 10:17 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 11-03-2010, 07:42 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 11-04-2010, 05:59 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Carsman - 11-07-2010, 01:14 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Neo - 07-25-2011, 02:49 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by bampton - 11-07-2010, 03:50 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 12-10-2010, 07:54 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by BlueTiki - 12-10-2010, 11:26 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by crash - 12-10-2010, 11:05 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Cracker - 12-10-2010, 11:08 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Carsman - 12-11-2010, 08:42 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-06-2011, 07:46 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 01-06-2011, 10:31 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-12-2011, 08:52 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by tweetpea - 01-12-2011, 09:02 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-29-2011, 09:56 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 02-01-2011, 09:16 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 02-05-2011, 01:49 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Carsman - 02-05-2011, 02:54 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 02-06-2011, 06:29 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Cracker - 02-05-2011, 02:17 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 02-05-2011, 02:29 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Cracker - 02-05-2011, 02:46 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by IMaDick - 02-05-2011, 03:38 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by IMaDick - 02-05-2011, 03:40 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by IMaDick - 02-05-2011, 03:41 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by username - 02-07-2011, 04:04 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Maggot - 02-05-2011, 04:07 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 06-08-2011, 12:06 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 06-08-2011, 01:19 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by BlueTiki - 06-08-2011, 01:34 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 06-08-2011, 01:45 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 06-17-2011, 03:39 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Carsman - 06-17-2011, 06:11 AM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 06-19-2011, 05:15 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-06-2011, 07:37 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-24-2011, 11:16 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by BlueTiki - 07-26-2011, 06:18 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Maggot - 07-26-2011, 06:25 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Duchess - 07-26-2011, 06:29 PM
RE: another death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-31-2011, 06:35 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Luke Warmwater - 07-31-2011, 06:53 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-05-2011, 09:00 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-05-2011, 12:08 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by IMaDick - 08-05-2011, 12:22 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-05-2011, 12:29 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-05-2011, 12:42 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by IMaDick - 08-05-2011, 12:56 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-05-2011, 04:51 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-12-2011, 05:12 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-17-2011, 01:26 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-29-2011, 03:15 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by HairOfTheDog - 08-17-2011, 01:35 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-29-2011, 03:10 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 04:13 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-29-2011, 05:00 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-29-2011, 04:30 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 04:51 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-29-2011, 04:56 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 05:04 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-29-2011, 05:08 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-29-2011, 05:12 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 05:26 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-29-2011, 05:42 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 05:48 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-29-2011, 05:43 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 05:56 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-29-2011, 06:22 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 06:47 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cracker - 08-29-2011, 08:54 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cracker - 08-29-2011, 06:31 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 06:54 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-29-2011, 07:07 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 07:20 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cracker - 08-29-2011, 08:03 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by BlueTiki - 08-29-2011, 08:12 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cracker - 08-29-2011, 08:26 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-29-2011, 05:15 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-29-2011, 05:18 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-29-2011, 05:48 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Midwest Spy - 08-29-2011, 09:42 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-30-2011, 05:06 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-30-2011, 08:57 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-30-2011, 09:00 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 08-30-2011, 10:14 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Maggot - 08-30-2011, 09:15 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by IMaDick - 08-30-2011, 10:36 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-31-2011, 02:20 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-31-2011, 08:13 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 09-17-2011, 06:08 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 12-13-2011, 01:41 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by SIXFOOTERsez - 12-13-2011, 04:24 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-03-2012, 03:57 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-09-2012, 10:40 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 01-09-2012, 01:59 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-09-2012, 02:00 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-09-2012, 11:04 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 01-09-2012, 01:53 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-09-2012, 01:55 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 01-22-2012, 03:49 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 02-08-2012, 11:16 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by SIXFOOTERsez - 02-08-2012, 03:23 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 02-19-2012, 04:54 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cracker - 02-19-2012, 06:50 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by FAHQTOO - 02-19-2012, 07:45 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Maggot - 02-19-2012, 06:56 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cracker - 02-19-2012, 07:01 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 02-19-2012, 07:05 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cracker - 02-19-2012, 07:11 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 02-19-2012, 07:48 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by FAHQTOO - 02-19-2012, 07:52 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 02-19-2012, 07:54 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by SIXFOOTERsez - 02-19-2012, 09:24 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Nickdaflameperson - 02-20-2012, 03:39 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 04-20-2012, 10:57 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Riotgear - 04-20-2012, 11:07 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 05-25-2012, 06:07 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 06-02-2012, 12:02 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 06-17-2012, 06:38 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by SIXFOOTERsez - 06-17-2012, 11:58 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 06-18-2012, 05:37 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-03-2012, 11:09 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-11-2012, 09:33 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-11-2012, 09:37 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 07-12-2012, 01:11 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-25-2012, 10:58 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by Lady Cop - 08-26-2012, 04:53 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2013, 10:35 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by username - 05-30-2013, 04:58 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 05-30-2013, 05:06 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by username - 05-30-2013, 05:15 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Cynical Ninja - 05-30-2013, 05:19 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by HairOfTheDog - 06-01-2015, 02:38 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 06-01-2015, 02:52 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by HairOfTheDog - 06-01-2015, 07:47 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by HairOfTheDog - 06-06-2015, 10:06 AM
RE: death by wildlife - by HairOfTheDog - 06-01-2015, 03:04 PM
RE: death by wildlife - by Duchess - 08-22-2016, 03:55 PM