Ragheads and Camel Fuckers

[Mohammed]

They are born into their circumstances and live a shitty existence.

You mean like Mexicans?

"Olla gringo. Look at my circumstances and my shitty existence."

"Fuck off back to the other side of the line."

"Ok gringo. Hey, how'bout invading us, eh?!"

"I said fuck off!"

Anyway, one of the wonderful perks of travelling across the globe is simply a wider knowledge as one gets to know different cultures and places. Plus sex is awesome as well of course. So it always makes me wonder when I hear sentences like "First they bomb us, now that we're gone, they do it to each other, what the fuck is wrong with these folks?!"

Well, it's that constant bombing that got you guys going there in the first place. Only two leaders in all of history ever managed to keep Iraq quiet. One of them was Saddam. And don't we know what happened to him.

Let's take Apartheid for a moment to perhaps explain such behaviour. Surely Apartheid was bad right? Well, not really, as it clearly pretty much pissed off every other nation on the planet, hence leading to South Africa being fully able to take care of its own needs without any imports.

But people everywhere went "Boohoo, boohoo, what about our poor black brothers?!"

Well, take the white masters away and what happens? Those black brothers start kicking the shit out of each other in a much better fashion than any whitebread could come up with. Apart from the occasional creative Boer who feeds his Tambo to the Lions or drags him along a road at 60 mph. But those where pretty rare. Yet, received much more PR than any hundred bashed up blacks that gather every weekend in Joburgs hospitals to celebrate their new found freedom.

Even the best among them all, good ole Nelson Mandela, even he needed a rather large amount of education on "The White Side" to become that peace loving stature of humanity that he is.

Point being, if you ever lived in Africa, you somehow find out that the white boys that time pretty much had no choice but being those tough motherfuckers, or else they would have been on the receiving end.

Look at Zimbabwe and the last one left, Msee Mugabe.

But then lets not look so far, as the same shit happened in Europe just recently.

Tito was the man who kept all those states that actually hate each other, together, under that great banner of Yugoslavia. He was gone, and the shit kicking started straight away. Still does.

So what's the best way forward? I say we go back to the ways of the Cold War times. Let's not send "Our" boys, even so they are not mine, but hell yeah, am together with them on a daily basis, so I do develop some sort of motherly instincts I guess, but let's just send cash instead, as it was done before, such as Iraq vs Iran.

One side gets the cash from the West, the other from the East, eh voila, they kill each other instead of our boys, and if enough cash can be send, perhaps we can even take care of that planet being over populated problem that we're facing.

Let's start a "Cash instead of Marines!" campaign! Back to the good ole times, where only a few CIA geeks got killed if any. Who's with me?