DO YOU BREAK THE LAW?

[Midwest Spy]

I am trying to break the law by getting TV shows on streaming instead of cable.

I'm not into bearded ladies.

I am going to need more clarification on this.

Dick's old enough, just not sharp enough, to know that Duch is referring to the old 'bearded clam'.

Nowadays, if a woman doesn't trim and wax, she's getting no play (box-munching), unless it's 'self-play'.

Same SHOULD apply for men as well.