07-16-2012, 04:55 PM
Amputation? STD? Molestation? Cancer? Murder?
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Dear friend,
I hope you can understand how your entire family including you pets being murdered by Haitian gangsters means you'll be saving a substantial amount of money on food each and every month.
It's during these trying times we really have to buck up and look on the bright side - At least they didn't find you cowering in the pantry!
Yay!
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Dear friend,
I hope you can understand how your entire family including you pets being murdered by Haitian gangsters means you'll be saving a substantial amount of money on food each and every month.
It's during these trying times we really have to buck up and look on the bright side - At least they didn't find you cowering in the pantry!
Yay!