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[Clang McFly]

I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.

Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).

Next match, please!

I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.

BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.

I never said Stewart's was beneath me. I'd love to work for Stewart's. I had a 5 minute interview last month and then it fizzled....no contact from them....can't seem to get a hold of them. Its pretty fucked up in this economy when I can't even get a low-paying job much less a high paying job(25-35k/yr) to support myself and move out.

I'm not choosey, just realistic. Who in their right mind would date/have sex a 39 year old, 300 lb, unemployed, crossdressing man who lives with their parents? (Don't answer that!)

Well, the way you're presenting yourself, it sounds as though you have a better chance at hitting this weeks Powerball than landing a gig at JCPenneys as a stock boy.

BTW, I didn't know you were also 300lbs?

Time to start pushing yourself away from the table a little sooner.

Yep, 310 lbs at last weigh in. Thank God I'm 6' tall or else I'd be waddling around.