09-17-2012, 09:59 PM
(09-17-2012, 07:27 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I really thought this thread was going to be more popular... shame.
Maybe it’s the whole naked thing, Jim. MS has tossed out a few different variations of the same sultry scenario in the past. But, my mind goes to a humorous showdown of the Mock Men vs. the Mock Women.
@pspence is better at painting these mental pictures than I, but I'll give it a shot.
Mock: Naked Wrestling - Battle of the Sexes
@Clang McFly vs. @username: Clang is chasing user around the ring, desperately waving a pair of “underpants” and begging her to put them on while user laughs and taunts the one man on the planet who’d be making such a request of her. Finally, she lets him almost catch her, strikes a very explicit pose, and “bam” – knocks him flat out with a flurry of quick jabs (he hits the ground with one arm still in the air, waving the underpants).
@Maggot vs. drunk @aussiefriend: aussie is spryly jostling around the ring whilst giving her view on life, love, war, art and friendship. Every time she gets on a good roll, ever-grinning Maggot pulls a squeaky toy out of his secret hiding place (?) and makes her laugh til she cries. Finally, after a few rounds, he lets her come in for the punch, takes it like a man, then tickles her and pins her. Match over; one for the guys….
@sally vs. @Midwest Spy: they walk into the ring naked. Sally gives MS a quick once-over and MS keeps staring... Eventually, sally says, “Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you waiting for?”, at which point MS’s knees buckle and he crumples to the ground. Another victory for the women (though MS rightfully considers himself a winner).
@Crash vs. @FAHQTOO: While the crowd waits for this 4th showdown of the night, Crash and F2 are backstage doing their own thing. Finally the refs drags them into the ring at which point they simply bow, laugh, and saunter off. A tie is officially declared.
@Duchess vs. @TheKid: This one could go on for a while and is billed as the grand finale (though many expect that TheKid will be a no-show).
@LadyCop and @Queenbee are the female coaches. @Jimbone and @Sixfooter are the male coaches. Sharp, tough and strategic guides trying to herd cats…
@JsMom, @ramseycat and @pspence are the caring attending staff – tending to those who get injured (if and when they damn feel like it).
@Cracker is the emcee – calling all the action and keeping the participants and the crowd going...
@Mohammed and @Carsman are the impartial referees (well, maybe slightly partial towards the women, hopefully...)
@KrystalShores and I are selling conscessions (and sneaking beers and peanuts…)
@OnBendedKnee is using his expertise to oversee security for the event; rumor has it there may be some shady characters trying to slip in and that some Mock Wrestlers may be contemplating taking "dives"...
@ESAD is the bookmaker; working behind the scenes to reel in the most mock bang for the buck.
@Zerospheres is capturing all of the images (later to be expertly altered for maximum amusement), while @Donovan and @Ilyanna colorfully capture the events in writing.
Other esteemed Mockers, MIA Mockers, crime-forum-only posters, and newcomers are wagering, analyzing, cheering, booing, and mostly just shaking their heads (will they enter the ring one day soon?)...