06-09-2013, 12:35 AM
(06-08-2013, 09:35 PM)Maggot Wrote: I usually go to a place called "The Dudes Place" its all for men and always fun, they tell jokes goof off and you can generally say whatever you want.
I walked in and there must have been 8 people ahead of me so I walked out and went to a place called "Fantastic Sams" I go in and there are women all over the place getting perms, dyes, eyebrows plucked all kinds of crap, but I got a chair as soon as I walked in and started getting my hair cut.
I look in the mirror and there is a show on the television with these people running through this machine getting the shit kicked out of them and dumping them into the pool. One guy gets whacked real good and I was laughing. She stops and says "what?" I said the show...that show . She starts looking at it and snipping so I said "well not you, cut the hair"
A few minutes later a woman was running through the thing and she got whacked by this big padded hammer thing that knocked her back about 10 ft.
I started laughing again.
The girl cutting my hair says "what now?"
I said " That chick just got her tits knocked out her asshole!" laughing.
Every single woman in there that was blabbing like crazy, shut up and stared at me.
ALL of them! there were like 8 there sitting in chairs and the girls that were messing with their hair.
They all shut up and stared at me, some with icy eyes like daggers.
I'm not going there again.
The show in question I believe is called total wipeout.
I had a feeling you would like it lickspittle it is lowest common denominator “entertainment” for easily pleased retards who never tire of seeing people fall over.
“Duh! Oh look! he/she has fallen in the water again! Huh huh huh! Duh!”
Yes I'm afraid a bunch of gossiping bitches were looking down their noses at you bitchflake.
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