NSFW - WANTED: TRASHY LOVERS

[HairOfTheDog]

That's footage of two college kids behind a grotto after a St. Patrick's Day Parade in Newark, Delaware last weekend.

"Meh", you say? Exactly.

So happens, a couple of guys in a car cruised by and saw the couple, recorded it, screen-capped it, posted it... So, now the pair is being sought by LE -- there's an anonymous tip line and all.

Jesus Christ. I don't understand why the hell cops are wasting their time pursuing this. Sometimes you get your party on, you're with the right person, and shit happens; big effin' deal. It's clear from the video that they weren't intending anyone to see them and they stopped when the moronic gawkers rolled up. So, what's the harm?

It's blatant discrimination spurred by the moral majority, I tell ya!!!