RENT-A-GENT

[Duchess]

I guess if you're a homely women and don't want to settle for a homely guy then renting a handsome man would be your only option. I'd rather just settle for the free ugly guy myself. I see undesirable couples all the time and they seem to be happy. Lowered expectations I always think to myself.

Same thing with old people. I'd rather meet a nice gentleman my own age at bingo or something instead of renting a young man that has to keep himself from throwing up when he sees my naked body.

Exactly! I was hoping another female would jump in. You understand.