To all the morons who drive in winter weather

[The Hermit]

If you spin around on the road, stop on the road, and are to stupid to keep going or at least move to the side of the road, I hope to god I hit you and prevent you from driving again.

I'll be fine. Cuz I'm just that good.

You really are an idiot. No one is that good. And I can guarantee that if you did come across some other idiot in the road and hit them flying around like you do, you would probably either kill yourself, the other person, or probably both. And while it would be a service to the rest of the population if you offed yourself, it's not fair to take someone else out with you.

Oh and if you drink 8 beers every night? You are an alcoholic. How about a little experiment? If you are not an alcoholic, go one week without drinking. Let us know how that works out for you. If you don't kill yourself in the throes of the DT's that is.

Fuck off. You have me mixed up with sally. I only have three to five beer a night.

Oh, and just because you've failed your driver test five times doesn't mean that no one can drive. Just because you've never tried driving in a blizzard, on ice, doesn't mean no one can. I grew up driving on ice. I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.