I ate hot dogs for breakfast

[sally]

I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.

You need to switch to boiled peanuts, stat. That's just weird and gross Mr. McFly.

You're not kidding.

This is why Clang can't find a woman, Aussie. It's not because he's fat. Also you should probably watch your pictures around him, he doesn't care that you look like Sally Jesse.