I ate hot dogs for breakfast

[Clang McFly]

I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.

You need to switch to boiled peanuts, stat. That's just weird and gross Mr. McFly.

You're not kidding.

This is why Clang can't find a woman, Aussie. It's not because he's fat. Also you should probably watch your pictures around him, he doesn't care that you look like Sally Jesse.

Yeah and its not because I work part-time or minimum wage and can barely afford to help take care of me, my youngest brother and dad. I'm sure there is an attractive woman out there for me that burps and farts and appreciates toilet humor.