Sometimes an epic fail is just funny..and Mock worthy

[blueberryhill]

I found some x-rated pictures of the previous owners of my house. They aint pretty and are pretty much scenes from a horror movie, I mean who the hell takes pictures of giving a blowjob to an 80 yr old guy laying in a bed with oxygen tubes up his nose and she is wearing some zany purple thing that reminds me of Barney. I dropped them like they were hot coals and stepped on them like they were a snake.

hmmm.......... i have several purple zany things, purple being my favorite color. I'm wondering if I ever lived in your house. What color hair does "she" have?

You trollop!

Thanks Hair, it has been a long time since I've been called a slut.