Surgery tomorrow

[HairOfTheDog]

I'll ask aussie to make a mental health visit -- you won't need to worry about the squalor when she drops in. Compared to her place, yours will look neat.

Don't you dare defame me HoTD, I have a portable dishwasher AND a robotic vacuum cleaner. So there!

I'm not defaming you. You're honest about the fact that you're not an A+ housekeeper.

Anyway, your portable dishwasher and robot vacuum cleaner might prove handy if Donovan manages to lure you to his lair.

He's not particularly young or gay, but he blames women for his relationship failures just like you always blame men for yours. And, he likes dogs. Plus, he strikes me as quite liberal. So, you two do have some things in common.

Maybe you really could be his perfect woman; a Mock match made in heaven?