01-27-2009, 12:10 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:. You're a smart lady .
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Yeah right, as cunning as a fox with half a head.
Does your moustached wife know you trawl your forums looking for photos of other women greaseball? Or are you just looking to publically validate your fragile sexuality again?
All she cares is that I don't do kiddie things, like play with hamsters, have kids out of wedlock, and play with imaginary friends.
As opposed to kiddie things like polishing nice shiny coins?, talking to dumb animals and imagining they talk back to you?, rutting against a pillow like a horny 12 year old when you've got your moustached wife lying right there next to you? Eating the same 4 ingredients with every meal like an autistic retard?
She gets over it when she remembers that my coins are worth more than your entire net worth 5 times over. She has also "seen the light" regarding my pillows and has begun incorporating them into our sex life.
Boasting about your alleged wealth on the internet?!
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