10-21-2015, 11:37 AM
I got into a fight with a fat guy at the grocery store yesterday and I should have called him a fuck face, but I was trying to keep my composure to prove what a fucking idiot he was.
As I was pulling out of the parking spot he starts beeping his horn so I stop and look back thinking maybe someone is behind me that I didn't notice. It's all clear so I look over at him and say 'what' and he says you're getting ready to hit my shit. So I look back again and I'm nowhere near his car, I'm not even out of the yellow line separating the parking spots. Him and the woman passenger in his car could have fit between the space and that's saying something.
So I tell him politely that I'm nowhere near his car and he can come out and look. He says I don't need to get out I can see right in my mirror that you're getting ready to hit my shit with your piece of shit government motor car. So I'm thinking alright this guy is clearly fucking insane which is exactly what I told him as I backed out and pulled away. Then he yells at me to get my government motor piece of crap out of here. Jesus Christ lol.
I didn't have my daughter in the car otherwise I would have just left without saying anything.
As I was pulling out of the parking spot he starts beeping his horn so I stop and look back thinking maybe someone is behind me that I didn't notice. It's all clear so I look over at him and say 'what' and he says you're getting ready to hit my shit. So I look back again and I'm nowhere near his car, I'm not even out of the yellow line separating the parking spots. Him and the woman passenger in his car could have fit between the space and that's saying something.
So I tell him politely that I'm nowhere near his car and he can come out and look. He says I don't need to get out I can see right in my mirror that you're getting ready to hit my shit with your piece of shit government motor car. So I'm thinking alright this guy is clearly fucking insane which is exactly what I told him as I backed out and pulled away. Then he yells at me to get my government motor piece of crap out of here. Jesus Christ lol.
I didn't have my daughter in the car otherwise I would have just left without saying anything.