How often....

[Clang McFly]

Do you fart--and then blame the dog?

pick your nose when no one is looking?

Sing in the shower


sing when not in the shower?

Check your email?

Change your passwords?

1)I fart and proudly admit I farted.
2)I pick my nose and don't give a fuck who is looking or not looking.
3)I sing wherever/whenever the mood strikes me.
4)Every damn day.
5)when the computer at work prompts me to do so.