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YEAR OF THE COCK
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01-29-2017, 10:56 PM
(01-29-2017, 06:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(01-29-2017, 05:40 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: Well, i am a rooster then, which means according to the above, another shitty year for this cocky bitch.....dang! I may be a little more irritable.....

There's an ancient Chinese secret that I'll let you in on...

Fortune cookie predictions trump astrological forecasts.

Here's how it works. Make yourself a cocktail and order some Chinese takeout. You'll probably get 2 - 4 fortune cookies in the bag. You can either choose one of the fortunes inside the cookies, or keep your official astrological forecast.

Whichever one you choose will cancel out the others, but you're stuck with it for a full year. No second chances. 祝你好运
Fortune cookies were invented in usa by a Jew! So thats fucked then.
THANK YOU FOR POT SMOKING
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YEAR OF THE COCK - by Duchess - 01-29-2017, 02:41 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by HairOfTheDog - 01-29-2017, 04:26 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by blueberryhill - 01-29-2017, 05:40 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by Duchess - 01-29-2017, 06:09 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by blueberryhill - 01-29-2017, 11:41 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by HairOfTheDog - 01-29-2017, 06:59 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by Som Yung Ho - 01-29-2017, 10:56 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by BigMark - 01-29-2017, 06:54 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by BigMark - 01-29-2017, 07:02 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by HairOfTheDog - 01-29-2017, 07:07 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by sally - 01-29-2017, 07:32 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by Love Child - 01-29-2017, 09:38 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by sally - 01-29-2017, 10:25 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by Clang McFly - 01-29-2017, 10:57 PM
RE: YEAR OF THE COCK - by HairOfTheDog - 01-29-2017, 11:14 PM