Behavior on a first date.

[Clang McFly]

This doesnt include you chang as youve never been on one, and wont be.   If you did, the conversation, if there is one, would be about getting the toys out, hair styles make up, and swapping dresses.

Your date, if shes normal would scarper in a moment.

Dating a man might be different though, gawd, no it wont, it will be the same, it will be about whos the man and whos the woman subconsciously.   My behaviour on a first date with a cracking bird would be about licking my own face after about 5 minutes, going cross eyed, pawing at her chest.  If we were sat at a table in a restaurant, the table would rise. 

Getting up to get a drink or whatever, i would paw the ground like a horse.

Are you self reflecting again?  I totally understand,   you have a chud, and feel really self conscious because of it.    Its Its only natural that you superimposed yourself on clang.  Most of us strive to be within his greatness.    I'm so sorry that you failed in that department.    Mebbe king tampon can show you the way???