NOT A DRAG QUEEN

[Donovan]

or pissed off suburban housewife.

If you’re referring to me, I’m actually very easygoing. I’d have to be to wax men’s hairy asses and put up with a Down’s syndrome kid calling me a clown and loser all day. Mean little bastard he was.

That's kinda weird, I've worked with people with Downs for 3 decades and they're almost universally super cheerful. Not saying your guy wasn't an asshole...just saying that based on this anecdote and my observations here on Mock, perhaps your hidden talent is pissing off retards.