12-11-2017, 12:28 PM
Wasn't ever a Christmas tree to begin with, it was a Pagan tree to symbolize a great feast and orgy that occurred around winter solstice and was stolen by the Xtians in order to encourage pagans to celebrate their God along with the regular party, since it was his birthday and all. Of course, according to the actual recorded "details" of the birth, what with the shepherds and the fields and the weather conditions, it is extremely unlikely the Jesus myth could be set anywhere in the winter months and was much more likely a spring or fall event.
In short, fuck Xtians and fuck Xmas. In the neck.
In short, fuck Xtians and fuck Xmas. In the neck.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.