JAILED FOR BEING RAPED

[Cynical Ninja]

I was as confused as you when colonel klink wheeled out the old “niggers don't like water” stereotype.

It seems he is not as world weary, well informed and well travelled as he seems to imagine he is. Skaters and surfers we're a pretty tight bunch you know? We've always considered ourselves “land surfers” and there are plenty none whites out there who excel at the water and land based “surfing” and always have been.

Mr “I know everything” knows jackshit and no amount of shots of the desert will change that.

A corrupt infidel in a corrupt country.

He's much better than me doing social work for desperate people in my own community.

Yah in his own mind at least.

[Cynical Ninja]

Hello uncle Heinrich! here is the official link to Cullen Jones official website where you can ogle images of his black ass excelling at swimming! A sport you assumed blacks where stereotypically bad at!

I don't blame you uncle adolf assumed his ubermensch atheletes would be better than Jesse Jackson but they weren't.

Another case of a kraut profiling his perceived superiority!

Oh the colours change but they forever stay the same!

[crash]

Oh what a crock of shit..you see his point, you're just too fucking pig headed to acknowledge it. Have a look at the swim teams from the latest Olympic Games, what, one maybe two black people on the American team? None on the UK team? None on the Australian team...blah blah. How'd the Nigerian, Kenyan, Jamaican and Ivory Coast swimmers do? Oh, that's right..

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, I'm just messing around with Mo, Crash.

But, since you've dived into this, Mo was not talking about professional water sports only when he threw out this "why black men hate water" spiel.

"The only sport you won't really find a black guy is anything to do with water. Water to a black man is like the cross to a white one. It's part of your genetic material as it instantly takes you to a place you don't want to be, because that was the direction where all those ships were parked that took you to a country far away where your future generation would take over the world of music or anything that got to do with running and jumping. Makes perfect sense."

It doesn't make perfect sense to me; it makes no sense based on my experience. It's a crock of shit. Damn it!

[crash]

Yeah, granted, that's an overstretch...

I think it is genetically related i.e. different body types and physiques, but I don't buy the bit about the boats and I think Mo only had that in there for a bit of a shit stir too.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Its not all that far fetched, they may not hate water, but they damn sure don't spend much time learning how to swim in it. Did you know that most of the kids that drown in Florida are black? Its a fact. There is a lady from down here goes around in the hood rounding up kids to get them swim lessons so they don't drown.
Don't know why, its just not something their culture embraces.

[HairOfTheDog]

Since Mo spent time in Germany, it makes sense that he would have large well-developed arms, nicely suited for expert shit-stirring.

Germany has a rich history of potash production, you see. Even today, it's one of the world's largest exporters of potassium-based fertilizers.

So, naturally, males who spend any formative years in Germany would take to shit-stirring as a matter of cultural or genetic influences (or both), just as black men take to running and jumping for the same reasons.

It makes perfect sense.

(Yep, Mo, my ass-muscles are getting a work out here - hard not to slip outta the chair whilst basted in olive oil...).

[HairOfTheDog]

So, Dalelv has been pardoned by the Sheik of Dubai (as has her alleged rapist).

She has no criminal record in the UAE. She has her passport back. She is not being deported; it's her choice whether to stay or leave.

Sometimes, social media campaigns are very effective.



That last bit was disturbing. Under Islamic law a rape conviction can require 4 adult male witnesses.

Ah well, at least Dalelv is free to leave.

[Mohammed]

(Yep, Mo, my ass-muscles are getting a work out here - hard not to slip outta the chair whilst basted in olive oil...).

Now there's a perfect image I can happily carry around with me now all day!

[Cynical Ninja]

Oh what a crock of shit..you see his point, you're just too fucking pig headed to acknowledge it. Have a look at the swim teams from the latest Olympic Games, what, one maybe two black people on the American team? None on the UK team? None on the Australian team...blah blah. How'd the Nigerian, Kenyan, Jamaican and Ivory Coast swimmers do? Oh, that's right..

Cullen Jones 4 time BLACK olympic WATER sports medallist. You can racially stereotype with uncle Adolf all you like but at the end of the day you are the ones talking utter shit.

Never mind I'm sure colonel klink appreciates your blind loyalty drongo, I'm sure he's already got you booked in for a “session” in his new sauna just to show you how much he appreciates your loving support.

You are going to have to kiss his arse a bit more for a “happy ending” though.

[crash]

If you can't see the statistical skew here, you just don't want to admit it or you are a bigger dolt than I thought. Carry on..

[HairOfTheDog]

(Yep, Mo, my ass-muscles are getting a work out here - hard not to slip outta the chair whilst basted in olive oil...).

Now there's a perfect image I can happily carry around with me now all day!

Mo, Mo, Mo!

I meandered over to the "MAKE A MOCK MATCH" thread; seemed like a better place to carry on...

[Cynical Ninja]

If you can't see the statistical skew here, you just don't want to admit it or you are a bigger dolt than I thought. Carry on..

Even Obama says he is a keen body surfer when he is at the beach, the only “statistical skew” is in your racially stereotyping mind fucknut.

You don't like it when i racially stereotype you slapping bonza beetroot burgers on the barbie with a can of amber nectar do you drongo?

[crash]

I don't think listening skills is your forte, Frodo. I've told you before; keep saying whatever you like about where I'm from, it just shows how much of a one act play you are.

[sally]

Every time I go to the beach there are more black people there than you can shake a stick at. You don't even need to put any suntan oil on after coming out of the water.

[crash]

FTR here, I didn't say black people don't like water (that's English people, bath once a week and all), my reference was that they don't seem to excel in a pool like they do on a track, field or on a court.

[Midwest Spy]

FTR here, I didn't say black people don't like water (that's English people, bath once a week and all), my reference was that they don't seem to excel in a pool like they do on a track, field or on a court.

Crash I completely understand what you're saying and agree.

There a couple of exceptions (like with whites in basketball) but the norm is what you've been saying.

[BlueTiki]

You got that famous horse race going on over there in the States, the National I believe. The main jockeys were all black!

It was not only their dicks you guys were jealous off, no, even atop a horse the horse was the one getting freaked out!

The only sport you won't really find a black guy is anything to do with water. Water to a black man is like the cross to a white one.

He's right on both counts.

America's first and foremost jockeys were black.

Unfortunately, the drowning of both jockey and horse put the kibosh on water polo accolades.

[Duchess]

Someone just gifted me with a lawn jockey, I think because I comment about the one down my road. He's a little beat up & he's white, you don't know how badly I'd like to give him a black face, I'd do it just for laughs but not everyone gets my sense of humor.

[BlueTiki]

He's a little beat up & he's white . . .

George . . . George Zimmerman?