Burning the flag

[HairOfTheDog]

Presumptions & wrong are the same thing. I thought I was redundant.

Presumptions can turn out to be right or wrong.

I don't think you were being redundant.

[Duchess]

Alrighty then. All of his presumptions are wrong.

If he's interested, I can dissect his post and point out all the wrong presumptions.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, if your dissection of wrong presumptions includes the fact that not everybody thinks hotdog is nice, it's gonna effin' floor me.

To find out that sally is in fact a business owner with good kids would also be quite the shocker.

You could blow the lid off this place with such mind-bending revelations.

[Duchess]

Hahaha! I haven't blown a lid in a looooong time. Hope I get the opportunity!

[Cynical Ninja]

If he's interested, I can dissect his post and point out all the wrong presumptions.

Go ahead.

Lol.

[Duchess]

A couple things off the top of my head - Since 2008 I've read what she cooks in her gourmet kitchen. She's health conscious & also a foodie. She enjoys taking the time to prepare meals using fresh, wholesome ingredients.

I know about a couple of her kids but it would be inappropriate for me to talk about them, suffice to say they are the polar opposite of a high strung retard. They are accomplished.

Shamu is studly, not orca-like.

[Cynical Ninja]

She herself has said her husband was extremely fat and obese numerous times. You choose to ignore that.

She herself has said she sees no problem with serving children candy for breakfast. You choose to ignore that.

She herself confessed to serving her family a meal so unhealthy in her “gourmet” (sic) kitchen she actually felt bad about it. You choose to ignore that.

She is always fucking moaning about the behaviour of her sprogs and her fucking dogs as well. You choose to ignore that.

She pontificates healthy living when until recently she was a smoker poisoning her kids with passive smoking. She herself says she drinks everyday (otherwise known as alcoholism). You choose to ignore that.

You butter your members muffins everyday to encourage them to stay here and take part, don't worry I get it. I however deal in truth especially the truth of what people say and holding them to account for it instead of trying (and failing) to sweep it under the carpet.

“Shamu is studly not orca like”. Giving your husband a nickname based on huge fucking killer whale means he is by definition “orca fat” because killer whales are orcas!

[Duchess]

You butter your members muffins everyday to encourage them to stay here and take part, don't worry I get it.

Mock's entire membership would probably disagree with that & you sure as hell don't see me buttering your muffin.

[sally]

She herself has said her husband was extremely fat and obese numerous times. You choose to ignore that.

No, this is what I said. Hefty and muscular does not equate to extremely fat and obese.

He worked out for years and then replaced the working out with bowling so now he kinda looks like one of those fat guys you see in the worlds strongest men competitions. Hefty, but still muscular.

She herself has said she sees no problem with serving children candy for breakfast. You choose to ignore that.

No this is what I said. Allowing my kids to have sweets once in a while does not equate to serving them candy for breakfast. Do you forbid your kid to eat ice cream and chocolate occasionally. If so, you're a freak.

No, we eat quite healthy actually. I'm very conscientious of what I feed my kids. Occasionally I'll cook an extravagant meal that is high in calories, but for the most part out diet consists of whole grains, fruit, vegetables and lean protein.

I don't keep soda and sweets in the house regularly, but I don't completely forbid it either. Everything in moderation.

She herself confessed to serving her family a meal so unhealthy in her “gourmet” (sic) kitchen she actually felt bad about it. You choose to ignore that.

No this is what I said. It wasn't a confession you idiot, it was just a post about what I cooked for dinner and never did I say I felt bad about it. The post is also pretty indicative that I don't cook that way often. The same way you don't bake sugar and butter laden pastries everyday, jack ass.

I just made a 50,000 calorie meal. Buttermilk marinated fried chicken breasts on homemade biscuits with honey butter and hot sauce, fried eggs and fried potatoes smothered with peppers, onions and cheese.

I don't know what the hell possessed me to do that, but no one seemed to have a problem eating it. I can't go to the grocery store when I'm hungry, I end up making something I saw on the cooking channel and by the time I'm done with it I'm not even hungry and think to myself why the fuck I did it. Not only did I clog my family's arteries, but I have a hell of a mess to clean up.

She is always fucking moaning about the behaviour of her sprogs and her fucking dogs as well. You choose to ignore that.

I think I mentioned a couple of times that the dogs and kids make a mess. So what, that's what dogs and kids do.

She pontificates healthy living when until recently she was a smoker poisoning her kids with passive smoking. She herself says she drinks everyday (otherwise known as alcoholism). You choose to ignore that.

What the fuck are you talking about? I said I feed my family healthy food when you accused me of feeding them garbage. That's it.



“Shamu is studly not orca like”. Giving your husband a nickname based on huge fucking killer whale means he is by definition “orca fat” because killer whales are orcas!

You gave him that nickname idiot, not me.

[Duchess]

*kaboom*

Butters biscuit.

[sally]

And if you want to talk about confessions, here's one of yours. I think your family has bigger fish to fry than mine. My fried chicken dinners can't even compete with that shit.

When I had a nervous breakdown I was put on strong drugs to combat the symptoms and for the period of weeks I was on them I had an insight into what it feels like to be a psychopath. Lacking in empathy, cold and calculated thought patterns, callousness and complete fearlessness.

[sally]

You butter your members muffins everyday to encourage them to stay here and take part, don't worry I get it. I however deal in truth especially the truth of what people say and holding them to account for it instead of trying (and failing) to sweep it under the carpet.

I hope my post above addressed all of your concerns. I copied and pasted exactly what I said so there would be no confusion. It's all there for everyone to see what the real truth is, I'm not one to sweep anything under the carpet while having my muffin buttered.

[HairOfTheDog]

*kaboom*

Butters biscuit.

I really feel left out; I've not had my biscuit buttered by you. I'd remember and just might like it if I had.

Well, on second thought, CN's labeled me a "biscuit butterer" in the past. Once directly when I mocked MS by calling him a "big stud".

Then, essentially, again, when I confirmed understanding of what Six was saying, in the process of expressing clear disagreement with an opinion that I didn't respect.

I think maybe if you (1) agree with someone honestly, (2) disagree with CN honestly, or (3) fail to scream "cunt" and don't threaten to ass-rape or otherwise fantasize about something being inserted into the anuses of those with whom you're disagreeing or mocking, it's considered "buttering biscuits" by CN. Seems to be the criteria, as far as I can tell.

By CN standards and according to his customized "truths", there's therefore an epidemic of biscuit buttering all across the globe - rationality being the main cause. So, really, I've had my biscuit buttered by nearly everyone that I've ever encountered.

[Duchess]

...and Heaven forbid if I agree with someone. There I go buttering a biscuit again. I buttered yours this morning.

I'm going to go butter Sally's again now.

[HairOfTheDog]

Stop it! You all are making me hungry.




I really wish sally would drag her drunken ass out from under Shamu, toss a bowl of Skittles and Reese's Pieces at her rugrats for breakfast, light up a smoke on the stove burner, and get busy whipping up a basket of buttery biscuits and muffins. Even though she doesn't bake that often, they'd probably be damned good.

Actually, biscuits and gravy sounds really good too.

[crash]

That picture was really small in my phone screen when I opened the thread and I thought it was a basket of beignets. Now I want beignets and coffee..

[Maggot]

I have never slapped a pat of butter then a pat of jelly on a biscuit and eaten it. But I really like the thought of doing it. Well not at the same time, slapping pats and all. I have however wanted to slap a few Pats in my time.

[username]

My flag always touches the ground when I roll it up. I hope nobody beats the crap out of me because of it one day.

We live in a country where we have certain liberties and freedoms (which our troops are helping to defend every damn day). Do I condone flag burning? Of course not but I wouldn't want to live in a country that labeled it treason and hung the person or something.

If I saw someone here in the US do it, I'd probably tell them they were a white trash asshole and leave.