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The cloak of invisibility
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#1
04-01-2014, 12:57 PM
I want one! On sale soon for 1,669.00 American.

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04-01-2014, 01:29 PM


That's not going to end well.
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04-01-2014, 01:35 PM
(04-01-2014, 12:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I want one! On sale soon for 1,669.00 American.

Who/what/where would you want to infiltrate first, Dr. M?
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04-01-2014, 01:37 PM
(04-01-2014, 01:35 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-01-2014, 12:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I want one! On sale soon for 1,669.00 American.

Who/what/where would you want to infiltrate first, Dr. M?

I would go to a library and make noise.
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04-01-2014, 01:49 PM
(04-01-2014, 01:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would go to a library and make noise.

I hear ya -- figured you might play the library card and wanna check it out -- I can read you like an open book.

I'd probably plant my invisible ass on a chair inside the Oval Office or the Kremlin -- for the first day, at least.

I'd need an invisible translator headset for the latter, though. Smart greedy techno bastards know the real money's in the add-ons and accessories.
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04-01-2014, 01:54 PM
With my luck the batteries would run out just as I was about to give the ole Prez a wedgie.
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04-01-2014, 01:56 PM
(04-01-2014, 01:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Smart greedy techno bastards know the real money's in the add-ons and accessories.

hah

Ain't it the truth!
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04-02-2014, 12:12 PM
Its always about the batteries
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04-02-2014, 02:28 PM


I'd like to have the superpower of bending people to my will. Muahahaha.
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04-10-2018, 02:15 PM
(04-02-2014, 02:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd like to have the superpower of bending people to my will. Muahahaha.


Bending people to my will..............bending people to my will........bending peo........hahahahahahaha I have a filthy mind because of that blue pill Love child.
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04-10-2018, 06:15 PM
(04-10-2018, 02:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: that blue pill Love child.


Ahahahaha! I love that! She sure is, isn't she.
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04-10-2018, 06:16 PM


Holy Moly, this thread is 4 yrs. old. How can that be!
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04-10-2018, 08:32 PM
WTF
Your mind was already filthy!
Is that a [you] tag? Do they exist here?

If I were invisible I would want to listen to people's conversations about me, and then when I realized they were talking about mundane stuff I would go around and try to hear what I could hear people talking about-or doing in private or secretly.
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04-11-2018, 04:44 PM
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If I was invisible, I would "cherry pick" the Power Ball numbers out of the hopper to make them "match my ticket"! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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04-11-2018, 06:05 PM
(04-11-2018, 04:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: .

If I was invisible, I would "cherry pick" the Power Ball numbers out of the hopper to make them "match my ticket"! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I would tap people on the shoulder and laugh as they looked around all confused. But yeah your idea is even better.
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12-30-2019, 11:47 AM
I wonder whatever happened to this thing. Did the government take it over? Did Russian agents steal the technology? Did Clang take it and trade coloring books for the blueprints?
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12-30-2019, 11:52 AM
It was fake..................dammit!

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12-30-2019, 12:12 PM
I'm the bloke of visibility.
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12-30-2019, 12:16 PM
(04-10-2018, 02:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: Bending people to my will..............bending people to my will........bending peo........hahahahahahaha  I have a filthy mind


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12-30-2019, 05:10 PM
(12-30-2019, 11:47 AM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder whatever happened to this thing. Did the government take it over? Did Russian agents steal the technology? Did Clang take it and trade coloring books for the blueprints?
I was robbed. I gave them coloring books, they dipped my fingers in blue paint.
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