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#1,601
10-26-2022, 09:00 AM
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#1,602
10-26-2022, 12:33 PM
Orange eyes are the shizzle!
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10-30-2022, 08:04 PM
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#1,604
10-30-2022, 08:34 PM
My husband has it. I sleep on the couch most nights.
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#1,605
10-30-2022, 08:52 PM
I have it, and my dad had it, he lived until 83 when Pancreatic Cancer said goodbye most likely from walking into a nuclear blast in the marines.
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#1,606
10-30-2022, 09:15 PM
Your wife probably hopes you walk into a nuclear blast too. I recorded my husband one night just to show him what it sounds like and he got all pissed off.
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#1,607
10-30-2022, 09:23 PM
Bitch please, she sounds like a fucking choo choo train.
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#1,608
10-30-2022, 09:31 PM
Yeah right, my husband tries to claim that I snore too. No fucking way I sound like him unless I have a respiratory infection or something.
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#1,609
10-30-2022, 09:57 PM
You're petite, probably crap tootsie rolls too.
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#1,610
10-30-2022, 10:04 PM
I don't have actual bowel movements. It comes out as liquid because I drink so much beer and don't eat. Some would say that's not healthy, but it's working for me.
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#1,611
10-30-2022, 10:07 PM
We need to start calling you squirt.
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10-31-2022, 12:37 AM
(10-30-2022, 09:23 PM)BigMark Wrote: Bitch please, she sounds like a fucking choo choo train.

I don't want to hear about your sex life, you perv.
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#1,613
10-31-2022, 09:14 AM
Go throw frisbees at the moon.
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#1,614
11-05-2022, 10:07 PM
I found a post from rothschild trying to hit on some woman. He's pretty smooth, I bet she was impressed.

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11-06-2022, 01:47 AM
(11-05-2022, 10:07 PM)Rootilda2 Wrote: I found a post from rothschild trying to hit on some woman. He's pretty smooth, I bet she was impressed.

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She was impressed alright. Then the sex doll sprung a leak and was deflated.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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#1,616
11-06-2022, 10:03 PM
hah @ both posts

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11-20-2022, 06:37 PM
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#1,618
11-21-2022, 02:21 AM
Wow!

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11-21-2022, 01:30 PM
Unbelievable!!
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12-06-2022, 03:45 PM
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