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Sally is the greatest!
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#21
06-28-2019, 03:13 PM
It's Shove It Up Your Ass week in Mock.   Sarcastic
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#22
06-28-2019, 03:54 PM
just pretend you are feeding a starfish
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#23
06-29-2019, 02:01 AM
It is like an extra pocket
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#24
06-29-2019, 10:18 AM
The way you guys treat something beautiful like a meatball sub is a sin.
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#25
06-29-2019, 10:27 AM
slather it in messyarea sauce.
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06-29-2019, 02:15 PM
So are they in the crock pot?
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#27
06-29-2019, 02:23 PM
And no Mark, crock pot is not an euphemism for ass.
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#28
06-29-2019, 06:31 PM
I'd stuff your crockpot so full of meat it would overheat.
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#29
06-29-2019, 07:18 PM
Sweaty disgusting man meat is always what the doctor ordered.
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06-29-2019, 07:49 PM
If her name was Clang.
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#31
06-30-2019, 10:34 AM
(06-29-2019, 07:18 PM)sally Wrote: Sweaty disgusting man meat is always what the doctor ordered.


I detect sarcasm.
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#32
06-30-2019, 10:39 AM
What's in her cockpot today?
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#33
06-30-2019, 01:07 PM
I didn't make them the professor did something about if anyone's making a mess it will be me or something like that. But they were really good better than shoving them up my ass.
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#34
06-30-2019, 04:39 PM
I don't like my husband cooking either because of the big mess he makes. It's easier to just do it yourself.
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06-30-2019, 08:21 PM
(06-30-2019, 04:39 PM)sally Wrote: I don't like my husband cooking either because of the big mess he makes. It's easier to just do it yourself.

I clean as I cook so much easier than when it gets cold and cemented on.
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07-01-2019, 04:17 PM
I will gladly volunteer to do all cleanup if someone else cooks.
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#37
07-06-2019, 11:37 AM
My favourite food like Beavis and Butthead is nachos. My teenager loves tacos and sushi.
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#38
08-16-2019, 08:27 PM
Well Sally I've failed to find the "Ask sally Anything" thread and its mostly because well...........I'm pretty fuckin lazy but My question is did you pay over 800.00 when your spawn got their licence? I'm dicking around with driving schools and insurance and getting my Daughter a job to pay for all this shit but what did you do? Or anyone else for that matter when the time came to get their house zombies their license? Did they work for it?
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08-16-2019, 08:56 PM
Yeah it cost me about 500 for my daughter to go to driving school plus other expenses. But I just took my son up there without any driving courses nd he passed without any problems. Afterwards I let him drive home and he almost ran us off the bridge, but we survived.
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08-17-2019, 06:35 AM
I don't recall it costing anything when I got my license, other than the cost of the license, $20 or something like that. I had to have a learners permit first (it was the law) but I already knew how to drive and I took a driving test almost immediately and got my license. It used to be fun to drive. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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