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Was Tiger Woods drunk?
#1
When he did his rollover today?
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#2
If we're taking guesses, I'm going to say no. It was 7:00 AM-ish and according to what I've read he was speeding on a route he takes to a golf course and clipped a sign. Not at all saying that he couldn't have possibly spent the night getting shitfaced, but I don't think so.
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#3
I don't want to believe he was shitfaced, but he probably was.
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#4
He recently had another back surgery and I just don't see him deliberately treating his body badly by spending all night getting drunk. He's an athlete, his body is his temple.  Dramaqueen
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(02-23-2021, 06:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: He recently had another back surgery and I just don't see him deliberately treating his body badly by spending all night getting drunk. He's an athlete, his body is his temple.  Dramaqueen

His temple was being operated on for many hours as was said on the last news cast I saw around 5:30 pm.

Hope he'll eventually recover and be able walk again! They said his legs were banged up!
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#6
Thanks again Cars for putting forth the worst case scenario.  hah
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#7
Just being realistic! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Being Operated on for several hours is showing the severity of the situation!
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#8
He was standing up when they dragged him out of the SUV. He will be fine. At least he wasn't staggering.
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#9
My husband golfs all the time like that idiot Midwest spy. We just got back from a golf resort that had a pro tournament. Word on the street is Tiger is always drunk.
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#10
His temple gave away some of the most lucrative sports sponsorship deals and one of the most beautiful women on the planet for booze, coke and hookers, you really think he’s rehabilitated enough from then to now? hah
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#11
Alrighty. He spent all night fucking whores and chugging booze. At daybreak he made his way to his SUV so he could go golf a few rounds at the country club. Better?
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#12
Who knows, but assuming he was mind altered on his way to wherever is less of a stretch than assuming his body is his temple and he was rushing down to the local whole foods store for an açai bowl
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#13
(02-24-2021, 06:31 AM)Duchess Wrote: Alrighty. He spent all night fucking whores and chugging booze. At daybreak he made his way to his SUV so he could go golf a few rounds at the country club. Better?

Yes better.
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#14
So I'm late to the party. Someone told me earlier today that Tiger has been a booze hound for years and he was busted at least once for driving under the influence after self medicating with what sounds like prescription RX. I guess I'm the last to know this shit.
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#15
Does anyone know how old Jack Nicklaus was when he won his last major?
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#16
It has been reported that Tiger is off the hook shot.
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(02-23-2021, 09:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: He was standing up when they dragged him out of the SUV. He will be fine. At least he wasn't staggering.

? Don't think so!
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(02-24-2021, 01:25 PM)Duchess Wrote: So I'm late to the party. Someone told me earlier today that Tiger has been a booze hound for years and he was busted at least once for driving under the influence after self medicating with what sounds like prescription RX. I guess I'm the last to know this shit.

I told you. Being a little buzzed enhanced his already talent for golf, but he's known too take it a little too far.
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#19
I didn't know about any of that. I know who Tiger is of course and what he has accomplished and I know his former wife once chased him out their driveway with one of his clubs (still makes me laugh), but that's about the extent of it. I didn't know the guy had issues.
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#20
So what's the deal, Are Tiger's professional golfing days over and done with?
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